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Man plunges 9 stories from NJ high-rise, lands on BMW — and survives

Posted on 10/7/21 at 2:04 pm
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19196 posts
Posted on 10/7/21 at 2:04 pm
Might want to go buy a lottery ticket

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A man plunged nine stories from a high-rise in Jersey City, NJ, landed on a BMW — and miraculously survived, according to stunning photos and a witness.
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The man crashed through the roof of the Beemer parked below 26 Journal Square at 10:20 a.m. Wednesday, then stood up with a broken arm and asked, “What happened?
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“I heard a big boom and I didn’t think it was a person at first,” said Smith. “The back window of the car just busted out — exploded. Then the guy jumped up and started screaming. His arm was all twisted.”
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Police are investigating the incident, including whether he jumped, fell or was pushed


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This post was edited on 10/7/21 at 2:13 pm
Posted by thermal9221
Youngsville
Member since Feb 2005
13251 posts
Posted on 10/7/21 at 2:05 pm to
fricking kill that dude
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 10/7/21 at 2:06 pm to
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 10/7/21 at 2:06 pm to
That dude just saved the BMW owner thousands of dollars for repairs over the next 2-3 years.
Posted by BruslyTiger
Waiting on 420...
Member since Oct 2003
4608 posts
Posted on 10/7/21 at 2:07 pm to
In other news, "Man sues BMW owner for parking his car in the drop zone".
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 10/7/21 at 2:07 pm to
quote:

That dude just saved the BMW owner thousands of dollars for repairs over the next 2-3 years.

Posted by WhuckFistle
Member since Jul 2015
2995 posts
Posted on 10/7/21 at 2:08 pm to
Must be related to Wil E Coyote

Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
202916 posts
Posted on 10/7/21 at 2:09 pm to
That’s one lucky dude…….. that’s a good 100 foot drop.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260547 posts
Posted on 10/7/21 at 2:09 pm to
The one time Superman forgets to step into his little booth before flying...
Posted by TomBuchanan
East Egg, Long Island
Member since Jul 2019
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Posted on 10/7/21 at 2:09 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/14/23 at 12:48 am
Posted by BeepNode
Lafayette
Member since Feb 2014
10005 posts
Posted on 10/7/21 at 2:10 pm to
This is proof that masks really do work.
Posted by Bunta
Member since Oct 2007
12241 posts
Posted on 10/7/21 at 2:11 pm to
Thank God he was wearing a mask.

Edit: frick, beepnode.
This post was edited on 10/7/21 at 2:11 pm
Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
17249 posts
Posted on 10/7/21 at 2:11 pm to
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he man crashed through the roof of the Beemer


So that's how he survived - he had the power.
Posted by Lg
Hayden, Alabama
Member since Jul 2011
6841 posts
Posted on 10/7/21 at 2:15 pm to
Somebody needs to check this guy for the "Spear of Destiny".
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10602 posts
Posted on 10/7/21 at 2:16 pm to
Like that episode of Seinfeld where the guy commits suicide by jumping off a building and lands on George’s car.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19196 posts
Posted on 10/7/21 at 2:16 pm to
quote:

That dude just saved the BMW owner thousands of dollars for repairs over the next 2-3 years.




Could also be an opportunity for BMW to cash in on this. Our cars can literally save your life...
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13258 posts
Posted on 10/7/21 at 2:16 pm to
Good thing it wasn't a Dodge AMIRITE?
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
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Posted on 10/7/21 at 2:22 pm to
Could have been an awesome "In" gif
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Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43119 posts
Posted on 10/7/21 at 2:27 pm to
Wow.
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 10/7/21 at 2:27 pm to
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Could have been an awesome "In" gif

No kidding, at least leave the world a gift and live stream your descent.
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