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re: Man Jumps From MS River Bridge Following Police Chase From Livingston Parish

Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:32 pm to
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22727 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:32 pm to
So the fall didn’t kill him..
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68123 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:33 pm to

And he just asked about Lexapro today. RIP, zacata88. We should have done more.
Posted by BayouBengals03
lsu14always
Member since Nov 2007
99999 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:34 pm to
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First thing I thought of as well
Posted by BayouBengals03
lsu14always
Member since Nov 2007
99999 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:35 pm to
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I can't even imagine how painful it would be to land on a concrete levee from the fricking bridge

probably only painful for about 1/1,000th of a second
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:39 pm to
The SJWs will blame popo.
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9666 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:45 pm to
What do you think hurt worse? His arse/hip/lower back from the initial impact or his head from whiplashing into the ice? I wish that gif went a little bit longer so we could see him try to get up.
Posted by Langland
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Member since Apr 2014
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Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:45 pm to
Gerard: I wanna see a helicopter come over here, 100 feet off this river--make him aware of these wires...

Biggs: Sam, what are you, out of your mind? He's dead!

Gerard: That ought to make him easy to catch. I want hounds on both banks of this river for two miles upstream and downstream. You've got a search-and-rescue team? Get them down here and drag the bottom of this spillway. Why isn't the goddamn water turned off?

Cooper: Somebody from Parish's working on it.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
42882 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:47 pm to
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Well, at least he didn't drown.


I can't even imagine how painful it would be to land on a concrete levee from the fricking bridge



He was probable knocked unconscious before he could process the pain.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
138398 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:49 pm to
I crossed over a Mississippi River bridge today.— twice.

But I didn’t jump off it either time.

Posted by AMS
Member since Apr 2016
6530 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:52 pm to
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But I didn’t jump off it either time.


Pussy.
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
37686 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:52 pm to
Knowing how my cop buddies react to chases, I'd imagine they were pretty pissed he jumped off the bridge instead of them getting to pull his arse out of the car with a dog biting off his arm. All that adrenaline just to call the coroner.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:53 pm to
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Man Jumps From MS River Bridge


That’s crazy. I just crossed that bridge 2 weeks ago.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
38243 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:55 pm to
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That’s crazy. I just crossed that bridge 2 weeks ago.



Holy Toledo!! This could’ve been you. #blessed
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
51874 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:56 pm to
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Knowing how my cop buddies react to chases, I'd imagine they were pretty pissed he jumped off the bridge instead of them getting to pull his arse out of the car with a dog biting off his arm. 

Any of your cop buddies mention a shootout near Stumberg and Coursey last Friday around 11pm? I could hear 15-20 shots from my house. Nothing on the news but apparently a stolen car chase, turning into a foot chase and a shootout. I was smoking a cigar on my patio and heard the shots clearly.
Posted by CFDoc
Member since Jan 2013
2191 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:56 pm to
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That’s crazy. I just crossed that bridge 2 weeks ago


Well done, sir.
Posted by gsvar2004
Member since Nov 2007
8448 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:56 pm to
I’m reading he landed on the levee.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
58396 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:57 pm to
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can't even imagine how painful it would be to land on a concrete levee from the fricking bridge


It isn’t painful, kind of the whole point
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49285 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:59 pm to
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Holy Toledo!! This could’ve been you. #blessed



If only we could be so lucky. #crossesfingers
Posted by lsufan112001
sportsmans paradise
Member since Oct 2006
10939 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 10:00 pm to
Did he have the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack playing in his truck ?
Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
Member since Aug 2004
92050 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 10:01 pm to
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Well, at least he didn't drown.




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