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Man Jumps From MS River Bridge Following Police Chase From Livingston Parish

Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:15 pm
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:15 pm
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BATON ROUGE- A police chase ended Monday night after a suspect jumped off the Mississippi River bridge.

The incident occurred Monday night around 8:30 p.m.

Sources tell WBRZ the pursuit started in Livingston Parish. Louisiana State Police joined the Livingston Parish Sheriff's Office during the incident.

The suspect stopped on the bridge and jumped. Law enforcement is accessing the Port of Greater Baton Rouge to continue this investigation.


Well, no innocents were hurt and the world has one less idiot. Win-win.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:16 pm to
a-hole causing traffic as his last act.

Typical suburbanite move.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48561 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:17 pm to
Damn he really didn't want to go to prison
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:17 pm to
So, is he dead?
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
37361 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:19 pm to
quote:

So, is he dead?



If the fall didn't kill him, he drowned. Not even Michael Phelps could fight that river right now, much less some frick running from the cops who likely can't swim.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48561 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:19 pm to
quote:

So, is he dead?

He wouldn't have survived the fall. Even if by a miracle he did he'd drown in the Mississippi in minutes
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
37361 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:20 pm to
Yeah he's fricked
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:22 pm to
water level is high. He is probably fine.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:24 pm to
Dude must have been super fricked up, Friday afternoon is way off
Posted by TDFreak
Dodge Charger Aficionado
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:24 pm to
And you thought your Monday was bad.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57489 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:25 pm to
quote:

So, is he dead?


How cute
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:25 pm to
quote:

who likely can't swim


Raciss!
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53010 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:26 pm to
quote:

If the fall didn't kill him, he drowned. Not even Michael Phelps could fight that river right now, much less some frick running from the cops who likely can't swim.

Kids these days

When I was young we'd swim back and forth to port allen
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
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Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:27 pm to
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48850 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:27 pm to
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22171 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:28 pm to
What a sploosh
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
37361 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:29 pm to
I hope the cops aren't wasting fuel going search for him
Posted by Dorothy
Munchkinland
Member since Oct 2008
18153 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:29 pm to
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and landed on the downward slope of the levee in West Baton Rouge Parish.


Well, at least he didn't drown.
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
37361 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:31 pm to
quote:

Well, at least he didn't drown.


I can't even imagine how painful it would be to land on a concrete levee from the fricking bridge
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48850 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:32 pm to
quote:


Well, at least he didn't drown.


Dorothy that’s the best line you have ever posted.
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