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re: man hitting on my wife at our community pool - how should I handle it?

Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:50 am to
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
60967 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:50 am to
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man hitting on my wife at our community pool


Did it leave bruises?
Posted by Barn_Owl
Dallas
Member since Feb 2020
234 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:53 am to
Challenge him to a fight and meet him at the ole 2010 parking lot at 11:00pm on Tuesday night. That’s the only sensible solution.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
57507 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:53 am to
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Lol, I’m not worried about my wife, she came to me with this


AFTER she gave the dude her number. Seems like she wants you to confront him in some way so that she can be the rescued damsel in distress.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
36260 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:55 am to
I'd ask him for pics of his wife. Tell him you two are stingers and want to add her to the fun
Posted by Abstract Queso Dip
Member since Mar 2021
5878 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 11:00 am to
Got a pistol? Open carry to the next pool event.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
107948 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 11:02 am to
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So, I want to confront the guy and cause a scene at the pool, maybe even start a fight (or emasculate him to the point that he has 2 choices, slink away in humiliation or take a swing at me, which is what I really want)


To quote Tony Stark... "Not a great plan."
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4146 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 11:07 am to
Sorry Baw, you should have heard what she whispered in my ear after she gave me her number. Honest mistake on my part. She's all yours.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
60678 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 11:08 am to
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So, my wife texted him ...


Oh, boy! Here we go!
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
9908 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 11:08 am to
Punch his lights out and shove him into the pool.
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
18138 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 11:09 am to
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Why frick things up for the rest of his family because he’s an idiot?

Block him. If he tries to confront her about it, address it with him. Go on about your business.
Lol wut. The guy trying to holler is the one fricking things up for his family by trying to pick up other women, not DCBL. OP meanwhile IS trying to protect his own family.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
130243 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 11:13 am to
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community pool


Found the problem
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
43301 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 11:14 am to
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I’m not worried about my wife,

you should be
put a tracker on her car to be safe
Posted by Barn_Owl
Dallas
Member since Feb 2020
234 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 11:15 am to
Back in the day... we used a dog/puppy to attract women, I never thought about using an autistic child.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
30170 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 11:16 am to
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Lol wut. The guy trying to holler is the one fricking things up for his family by trying to pick up other women, not DCBL. OP meanwhile IS trying to protect his own family.


You are also the same retard that said if you were married you wouldn't want your theoretical wife giving other men her number like men and women can't talk like adults.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
156950 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 11:19 am to
If this story is true...

A man that would use autism to get her digits is either...

-a real creepy OT dude horning in on your wife and will text her PIIHB and he will eat her arse and then watch you bang her from the closet with video rolling and then asks your wife to make him a sandwich.

Or

-he could also be a serial rapist and put ludes in your wife's drink.

if he persists after your wife ghosts him. save all texts call the cops & tell them not to roll to your house all Adam-12 but to roll quietly in case he is watching.

do not confront him-if he is a creeper he may come after you.

and like any lifetime movie, only turn him in to the HOA if he creeps on your wife past her ghosting him.

then you and your wife take off on a private jet for Christmas in July and get a babysitter nanny that wants you bigly as you walk by like a stud snow skiing and she leaves a bunny in a pot on the stove.

This post was edited on 7/18/21 at 11:20 am
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
144635 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 11:20 am to
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creepy OT dude horning in on your wife and will text her PIIHB and he will eat her arse
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
104016 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 11:20 am to
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Lol wut. The guy trying to holler is the one fricking things up for his family by trying to pick up other women, not DCBL. OP meanwhile IS trying to protect his own family.



Protect them from some dork who hit on his wife? You make it sound like he tired to snatch OP’s kid from the fricking pool. He comes off as a huge pussy by pulling the “I’ll get them banned from the pool” route.

Don’t like the dude hitting on your wife, address him directly. Like a grown up. This isn’t hard. But apparently for some of you it is.
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
24619 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 11:20 am to
can someone link the texting drama thread from the 4th?

this is almost the exact same story, autism and all
Posted by theOG
Member since Feb 2010
10686 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 11:21 am to
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my wife texted him and told him to reach out


And you’re mad at the dude?
Posted by SouthernStyled
Member since Apr 2021
1307 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 11:21 am to
Has it been asked yet: why did OP's wife, whom OP is "not worried about", even bring this to his attention if it's such a nothing burger?
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