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re: man hitting on my wife at our community pool - how should I handle it?

Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:29 am to
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
86611 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:29 am to
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Suck his dick to show him you’re the boss



Posted by tonic
Member since Oct 2009
439 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:31 am to


This is how I picture everything while reading through this thread.
Posted by DevilDagNS
Member since Dec 2017
2892 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:31 am to
quote:

if I take this to the pool board in an official capacity


Why would you involve other people? Just send him a screen shot and let him know he can frick around and find out.

Posted by dcbl
Good guys wear white hats.
Member since Sep 2013
30996 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:31 am to
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quote:
Serious question, how does me being angry that a man made a move on my wife equate to insecurity?


I read this thread aloud to my wife. She said the most alpha thing you could do is nothing at all... It means the dude made a swing and a miss and you won the ball game without lifting a finger.

Getting angry and making a scene implies this guy is a real threat and you need to do so in order to keep your wife in line.



yes, I know in my heart that this is the wisest course of action...

Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
144507 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:33 am to
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So so so fricked up for this rando dude to use autism AND children as a means to get his rocks off.
I mean is this surprising in the least?

A hard dick can make a man say and do a bunch of shite
Posted by dcbl
Good guys wear white hats.
Member since Sep 2013
30996 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:34 am to
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The fact that you have that going on and your main worry is this guy is gonna frick your wife


Lol, I’m not worried about my wife, she came to me with this

I’m pissed at this guy and I am also assuming that my wife is not the only one he has made a pass at
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:35 am to
Your wife telling him the message is inappropriate is more of a slap in the face to him than you kicking the shite out of him or going to the pool board to get his membership revoked

The pool board? Lolz.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
65901 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:35 am to
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this is honestly the best advice given in this thread, thx!



It's weird that you need someone to say the common sense part out loud.

"Just tell the guy you don't appreciate it."

"Holy shite, that's brilliant!"
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
213423 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:35 am to
Ok it real simple then. Go up to the guy and tell him not to text your wife again.
Posted by Hazelnut
Member since May 2011
16457 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:36 am to
Have your wife ask if he can give a couples massage to you both
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
103950 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:37 am to
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if I take this to the pool board in an official capacity, his family will very likely have their membership revoked



Why frick things up for the rest of his family because he’s an idiot?

Block him. If he tries to confront her about it, address it with him. Go on about your business.
Posted by broadhead
Member since Oct 2014
2384 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:39 am to
Please post a screenshot of the text message.

Was your wife in a bikini at the time?

I'd personally reply back with cock pic and tell him to never text my wife again or he's going to have problems.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17180 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:39 am to
Your wife should tell him (via the text) that his deep tissue comment was inappropriate and she finds it creepy.

He will apologize and it will be over.

The problem is your wife is trying to “be kind” to someone who is acting inappropriate. This only encourages more inappropriate behavior.

She can end it with a quickness if she tells him (very directly) that those kind of comments are pathetic.
Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
29369 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:39 am to
Show up to his house at the scheduled play date time and request the deep tissue massage?

Never know. You might find a masseuse and a friend in all of this.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27772 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:39 am to
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dcbl


The chances of you recovering from this thread as a respected poster took a downturn fwiw.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
70155 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:40 am to
quote:

man hitting on my wife at our community pool - how should I handle it?
Deep tissue massage his face brah.

Its a shame you need advice, girly-man.
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:43 am to
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I will speak with my buddy who is on the board though...


You’ve got a problem with another man, and you go to another man in secret to resolve it for you.

Dude. Reject passivity.
Posted by TrapperJohn
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
11708 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:47 am to
Tell your wife text him back and agree to the massage. When he shows up, you walk out in a towel and send her to the store…problem solved. Just don’t Constanza the situation.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
68122 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:49 am to
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I'd personally reply back with cock pic and tell him to never text my wife again or he's going to have problems.


This could potentially backfire if dude is rockin a PeeJ-size dick and sends a pic back. Then it’s checkmate.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
213423 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:50 am to
This could be true……
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