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re: Man charged in wife's murder, Ex-Miss Switzerland Finalist, Pureed Remains in a Blender

Posted on 12/16/25 at 8:48 am to
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
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Posted on 12/16/25 at 8:48 am to
Charged with murder and disturbing the peace
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88768 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 8:56 am to
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War(ing).


nicely played, blends right into the story
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100508 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 9:03 am to
This story is proof that no matter how hot a girl is, some guy is sick of her shite
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 12/16/25 at 9:05 am to
Would, have.
Posted by wareaglepete
Union of Soviet Auburn Republics
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Posted on 12/16/25 at 9:08 am to
Posted by HeyCap
Member since Nov 2014
1011 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 9:11 am to
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Someone watched Breaking Bad and took careful notes


I was thinking Pluribus.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100508 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 9:20 am to
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After watching many, many cop cam and detective videos on youtube, I came to the conclusion that people you would never suspect of killing someone can kill someone.


All of us are capable of it under the right circumstances

If civilized society collapsed you’d be shocked at how many people would be unrecognizable within a month
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 12/16/25 at 9:21 am to
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All of us are capable of it under the right circumstances



Very very desperate circumstances sure, but definitely not in the situation described in the OP.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
20774 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 9:54 am to
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and disturbing the peace,

Must have been using the jigsaw and blender and the wrong time of the night.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
92638 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 10:26 am to
IWHI
[I Would've Hit It]
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 12/16/25 at 11:04 am to
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An autopsy report indicated that the suspect allegedly dismembered Joksimovic using a jigsaw and garden shears, before slicing up the remains and dissolving them in a blender. The report further stated that the remains were "pureed" and dissolved in a chemical.


How do you autopsy a smoothie dissolved into a chemical?
This post was edited on 12/16/25 at 11:05 am
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58595 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 11:08 am to
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This story is proof that no matter how hot a girl is, some guy is sick of her shite
no, this story just proves that
quote:

some guy is sick


However annoying and materialistic she might’ve been, she didn’t deserve to be dissolved in a blender
This post was edited on 12/16/25 at 11:11 am
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120216 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 11:16 am to
I watched something on the jail system in Germany. They have nice jails with nice cells, which are actually rooms with nice beds with controlled temperature. This particular jail didn't have gangs and you didn't have to worry about someone from one gang thinking you looked at them the wrong way.

It was technically a jail, but it was more like a rehab center. Oh.. and they were able to get visitors who was able to go into their "cell" once a month. Having a girlfriend or wife, being able to talk to her for a limited time every day and getting to spend time together once a month is a deal a lot of men would happily take.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71732 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 11:17 am to
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An autopsy report indicated that the suspect allegedly dismembered Joksimovic using a jigsaw and garden shears, before slicing up the remains and dissolving them in a blender. The report further stated that the remains were "pureed" and dissolved in a chemical.

A jigsaw? That's normally a sawzall type of job.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25641 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 11:25 am to
Joksimovic is a Serbian name ... I wonder if that is his last name and he is the Serb.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71732 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 11:26 am to
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However annoying and materialistic she might’ve been, she didn’t deserve to be dissolved in a blender

I can definitively say that this is the first time I've ever heard or read this sentence.
Posted by southpawcock
Member since Oct 2015
16984 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 11:29 am to
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Joksimovic is a Serbian name ... I wonder if that is his last name and he is the Serb.



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The husband of a former finalist for Miss Switzerland has been charged with his wife’s disturbing murder.

The suspect, a 43-year-old man whose name has been withheld by authorities but was identified by Swiss media as “Thomas,” has been accused of strangling Kristina Joksimovic, 38, to death and pureeing her remains in a blender. Joksimovic was a finalist in the 2007 Miss Switzerland contest.
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
17573 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 11:37 am to
Sounds like a Warron Zevon song. Poor, Poor Pitiful Me.
Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
2889 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 11:41 am to
Looks like a young Bill Paxton
Posted by Awesome All Day
Plaquemine, La
Member since Jul 2011
823 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 12:07 pm to
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Musta been a hell of a jigsaw. Wouid like to know the brand. 20v?


This is one hell of an advertisement for the blender too! It's like one of those knife infomercial where they cut a leather shoe in half. You should never need to cut a shoe in half or in this case puree a body, but hey, it can if you have to lol
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