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re: Man arrested, accused of trying to have sex with a van

Posted on 8/18/16 at 6:44 am to
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
25324 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 6:44 am to
"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at that that sort of thing is frowned upon...
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 6:45 am to
Auto-Erotica.
Posted by fontell
Montgomery
Member since Sep 2006
4611 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 6:52 am to
He looks like a Dodge guy.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
16029 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 6:53 am to
quote:

Pics of Van?


That van isn't 18 years old yet... you sick frick
This post was edited on 8/18/16 at 7:09 am
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
9923 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 6:57 am to
Isn't it better to PIIHG before you PIIHTP? Talking consensual, of course.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 6:59 am to
That poor van
Posted by gatorhater08
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2011
2511 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 7:00 am to
Posted by beebefootballfan
Member since Mar 2011
21016 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 7:00 am to
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
12919 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 7:00 am to
2 in the tank
1 in the...exhaust (just doesn't have the same ring)
Posted by SmoothOperator96
TD Premium Member
Member since Jan 2016
4151 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 7:03 am to
The puns are strong in this thread
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
50753 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 7:10 am to
quote:

Was it handicap parked?


some of those cripple vans are pretty damn plush
I could see it
Posted by NashvilleTider
Your Mom
Member since Jan 2007
15934 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 7:14 am to
It had a nice luggage rack - just sayin
Posted by CapperVin
Member since Apr 2013
10661 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 7:15 am to
muffler sounds more pleasant
Posted by TexasTiger90
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Jul 2014
3576 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 7:51 am to
How had no one commented on this dude's neck? Andrew Luck would tear up if he saw that majestic neck beard
Posted by buckeye_vol
Member since Jul 2014
35406 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 7:53 am to
You may have better looking women in the south, but you don't have anything on our vans up here.
Posted by HogX
Madison, WI
Member since Dec 2012
5665 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 8:09 am to


This post was edited on 8/18/16 at 8:12 am
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139208 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 8:13 am to
quote:

The most shocking part of this whole thing is that it did not occur in Florida.




Everyone knows that Ohio is the Florida of the north.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70176 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 8:25 am to
quote:

trying to have sex


was the van resisting? I'm a little confused seems like he either was or wasn't fricking the van
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
13726 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 8:41 am to
I wish they had vans like that when I was in school.
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18793 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 8:43 am to
A variation of the old "banana in the tailpipe" trick.
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