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Man arrested, accused of trying to have sex with a van

Posted on 8/18/16 at 12:44 am
Posted by gar90
Member since Sep 2009
6570 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 12:44 am
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DAYTON, Ohio — A man was arrested Tuesday night after a witness said she saw him trying to have sex with a parked van.


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Officers placed Henson in the back of a police car and spoke with the woman who called police. She said she saw Henson pull down his shorts and place his genitals on the front grill of a van that was parked on the street.


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This post was edited on 8/18/16 at 12:45 am
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 12:46 am to
He should have put it in the tail pipe.
Posted by Gr8t8s
Member since Oct 2009
2585 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 1:12 am to
The most shocking part of this whole thing is that it did not occur in Florida.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
8088 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 1:14 am to
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He should have put it in the tail pipe.


With that, PIIHB has been replaced by PIIHTP.
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 1:19 am to
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He should have put it in the tail pipe.




Should of given the tailpipe a long BJ with the van running
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
25349 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 3:57 am to
Posted by TIGERBAIT2020
The Red Zone
Member since Aug 2004
802 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 4:13 am to
Pics of Van?
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
39061 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 4:19 am to
Was it handicap parked?
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 4:40 am to
It's definitely not my thing, but some people are into some hot man-on-van action.
This post was edited on 8/18/16 at 4:43 am
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70468 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 4:43 am to
I seriously doubt any drug use was involved
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 4:48 am to
The article said that he appeared to be intoxicated, and the police found him passed out in a nearby yard.

Posted by Mars duMorgue
Sunset Dist/SF
Member since Aug 2015
2816 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 5:23 am to
Talk about autoerotic fixation.
This post was edited on 8/18/16 at 6:06 am
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70468 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 5:24 am to
Yeah I read that, but I dont care how much beer I drink a van wont seem attractive

Gotta be something a little more mind altering going on
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 5:44 am to
Definitely not disputing the likelihood of drugs, too.

This guy's going to have to register as a sex offender for this.
This post was edited on 8/18/16 at 5:48 am
Posted by sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
3934 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 5:47 am to
If this van's rockin, don't come knockin.
Posted by DawgGONIT
Member since May 2015
2961 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 5:53 am to
How is that sex?

Plus can we guess the race and age of the woman who called the cops?

Plus whats wrong with a little tea baggin on the front grill of a car?
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 5:55 am to
Vans are known to be guzzelers.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 5:58 am to
It's too early for this shite.
Posted by DrunkerThanThou
Unfortunately Mississippi
Member since Feb 2013
2846 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 6:29 am to
In all fairness the van was probably asking for it
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62212 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 6:35 am to
He needs to be careful of vanereal diseases.
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