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re: Mackenzie Bezos on the market
Posted on 1/9/19 at 9:40 am to Tyga Woods
Posted on 1/9/19 at 9:40 am to Tyga Woods
quote:
Is his lifestyle going to change because he only has $70Bn instead of $140Bn?
Yes.
Most of his assets are not liquid. She's going to want immediate liquid assets, plus a chunk of their holdings.
His ego will take more of a hit, which is worse to a guy like him. No longer seeing his name amongst the world's richest, because half or more of his arse(ets) will be gone forever.
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Posted on 1/9/19 at 9:42 am to LSU316
quote:
is about to get pounded by other dudes (which is probably already happening)
From those pics, especially the older ones, I'd bet she's a lesbian.
Posted on 1/9/19 at 9:45 am to League Champs
His ego will take a hit.
....poor guy
....poor guy
Posted on 1/9/19 at 9:49 am to CaptainsWafer
checking to see if i got the ban hammer for a joke... 
Posted on 1/9/19 at 9:49 am to jb4
That what bad boob jobs will get you. Also, I haven't seen who filed for divorce. Mutual??
Posted on 1/9/19 at 9:50 am to League Champs
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His ego will take more of a hit, which is worse to a guy like him.
Bezos is not some egomaniac and him and Mackenzie are still going to be very close.
Everything I've read says this was a mutual split with no animosity. They just grew apart because of their ridiculous schedules.
I do hope Bezos goes full Bond villain now though. Would love to see him buy cruise ships to convert into ludicrous personal yachts and just stock it with naked Playmates.
Posted on 1/9/19 at 9:55 am to TheCaterpillar
He's going to have a 10 on his arm soon enough
Posted on 1/9/19 at 9:58 am to jmarto1
Jeff has been hitting the weights and looks very fit these days. Would not doubt at all that he has left some type of nerd shell and become more comfortable with his money and status, and she has been left behind and content where she is.
Posted on 1/9/19 at 10:00 am to jmarto1
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He's going to have a 10 on his arm soon enough
You'd be surprised.
A lot of these guys are very leery of gold diggers and look for something else in a woman besides looks. They want to trust someone and be intellectually challenged by them.
Zuckerberg married his average AF Asian college girlfriend 1 day after Facebook's IPO.
I would definitely have a new Victoria's Secret Angel every month.
Posted on 1/9/19 at 10:06 am to rowbear1922
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How many zeros are in her bank account? Yea, I don't need pics....IWHI
For realz... look at her last name... this might be the one O-T babe thread where pics aren't necessary
Posted on 1/9/19 at 10:10 am to TheCaterpillar
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A lot of these guys are very leery of gold diggers and look for something else in a woman besides looks. They want to trust someone and be intellectually challenged by them.
Yes and no. Sure when you are worth $50 mil. But when you are worth billions gold diggers don't bother you anymore because you wipe your arse with benjamins and don't flinch.
But someone like Bezos the public will never know until he wants them to know. He owns 400,000 acres. He's got plenty of places to hide when he wants privacy.
Posted on 1/9/19 at 10:14 am to WPBTiger
Jay Leno called and wants his chin back.
Posted on 1/9/19 at 10:20 am to CocomoLSU
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No idea who she is
Look at her last name and take a wild fricking guess who she is.
Posted on 1/9/19 at 10:27 am to jb4
She looks like the homely chick from My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Posted on 1/9/19 at 10:30 am to 225Tyga
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Could you imagine hating someone so much that you’re willing to give them billions of dollars to piss off
Yes.
Posted on 1/9/19 at 10:46 am to X123F45
Given our divorce laws why would any man want to get married
Posted on 1/9/19 at 11:40 am to SlapahoeTribe
was like, WTF? 
till I saw:
then I was like, hey little mama, 'sup?
till I saw:
quote:
Married before Amazon founded. She helped write the original business plan. She helped start the company.
then I was like, hey little mama, 'sup?
Posted on 1/9/19 at 11:44 am to League Champs
quote:
Yes. Most of his assets are not liquid. She's going to want immediate liquid assets, plus a chunk of their holdings. His ego will take more of a hit, which is worse to a guy like him. No longer seeing his name amongst the world's richest, because half or more of his arse(ets) will be gone forever.
No way she will just smile and walk away with half. Regardless of what she says now in the near future a hoard of lawyers will descend on Jeff wanting it all. A woman has to beat down the man, its in their DNA, 60-70 billion won't change that.
Posted on 1/9/19 at 12:33 pm to League Champs
quote:
Most of his assets are not liquid. She's going to want immediate liquid assets, plus a chunk of their holdings.
His ego will take more of a hit, which is worse to a guy like him. No longer seeing his name amongst the world's richest, because half or more of his arse(ets) will be gone forever.
Pretty sure she is not going to seek $60B in liquid assets. He won't drop out of the top 10 and is a good bit younger than everyone else there except Zuck.
Posted on 1/9/19 at 1:34 pm to NOFOX
Hey Jeff... cheaper to keep her!
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