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re: Mackenzie Bezos on the market

Posted on 1/9/19 at 9:15 am to
Posted by Choctaw
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Posted on 1/9/19 at 9:15 am to
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Do you even need a pic?


yes bitch
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30044 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 9:19 am to
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Bezos, the richest man in the world with more than a $40 billion edge over #2 Bill Gates, says, "Though the labels might be different, we remain a family, and we remain cherished friends." Amazon is now the most valuable company on the planet ... worth nearly $810 BILLION! Jeff and McKenzie announced last year they were starting a charitable fund to help homeless families and create preschools. It seems they will continue to work on their charitable projects together. In his statement, Bezos said they "see wonderful futures ahead, as parents, friends, partners in ventures and projects, and as individuals pursuing ventures and adventures." By the way ... as crazy as it sounds, Bezos took a big hit last year. His net worth was as high as $160 billion, but that dwindled to $137 billion. Jeff and McKenzie own a total of 400,000 acres of property, not only making them baronial, but 2 of the biggest landholders in the country.
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 9:21 am to
How many hoes do you think Jeff has been banging?
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19179 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 9:22 am to
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World’s richest man about to become the half-richest man

Yep. I wonder what sort of impending doom feeling he had in the pit of his stomach the minute he got served those papers. frick that would suck so bad.
Posted by JPLIII
Broussard - terd supporter
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 1/9/19 at 9:23 am to
She looks like she could eat the hell out of an apple.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72026 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 9:24 am to
Scruffy would feed her apples.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17130 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 9:25 am to
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Instant OT status : Do you even need a pic?


IT'S 2019 FOR CHRIST'S SAKE...HOW DOES THIS shite STILL HAPPEN?
This post was edited on 1/9/19 at 9:26 am
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30044 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 9:25 am to
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I wonder what sort of impending doom feeling he had in the pit of his stomach the minute he got served those papers.


Is his lifestyle going to change because he only has $70Bn instead of $140Bn?
This post was edited on 1/9/19 at 9:26 am
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19349 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 9:27 am to
Billionaire like him needs an upgrade, but that is one expensive transaction at this point. I bet he wishes he bought her out for a few hundred million 15 years ago.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Member since Feb 2006
58310 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 9:27 am to
Half of an estimated $123 Billion is still SIXTY ONE AND A HALF BILLION.

Does it really matter at that point?
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
4472 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 9:29 am to
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I wonder what sort of impending doom feeling he had in the pit of his stomach the minute he got served those papers
quote:


Is his lifestyle going to change because he only has $70Bn instead of $140Bn?


With that kind of money I would gladly amicably split so you don't have to answer to somebody else on whatever you want to do.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19179 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 9:29 am to
yeah I guess that's true and I didn't think about that. I'd be more focused on the 70Bn I'm losing. Call me a pessimist I guess.


ETA: Yeah it still matters. Imagine having to hand over that kind of money. Regardless if you have it or not, spending that kind of money is gonna sting a little. It pains me to see the mortgage and all the other Bill's come out of my account every month. I can afford it, but I just hate to spend money. I couldn't imagine just having to hand over any amount to a woman who I thought we were going to spend the rest of our lives together. Now I have to give her half of everything that I built? Yeah, frick all that.
This post was edited on 1/9/19 at 9:37 am
Posted by LSU316
Rice and Easy Baby!!!
Member since Nov 2007
29286 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 9:30 am to
Yes it matters.....he is about to lose half of everything he built period and who knows how much of what he is yet to earn....and she, the newest "independent" female billionaire, is about to get pounded by other dudes (which is probably already happening)
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30044 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 9:32 am to
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he is about to lose half of everything he built period and who knows how much of what he is yet to earn


They were married before founding Amazon. She contributed greatly. She deserves the money. In this case half of that money really is hers.
This post was edited on 1/9/19 at 9:34 am
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58310 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 9:33 am to
Maybe it’s just me but I think $60 billion + is more than enough money to live life.

ETA There’s nothing wrong with having more, but the post I replied to talked about killing the wife before losing half of his net worth.
This post was edited on 1/9/19 at 9:35 am
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30044 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 9:33 am to
She should be the next Bachelorette
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21420 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 9:33 am to
She's definitely improved over the years, but still, many traverse the quad each and every day that look better. Very few of those crossing the quad, however, have near the neck that Mackenzie does.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
3361 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 9:38 am to
Lets just say it matters less to him than it does the oilfield Baw when he does division.

Posted by BlindTiger7
Houston
Member since Sep 2016
2679 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 9:39 am to
Can you even be in love with a woman when you have that much money?
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
15779 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 9:39 am to
Could you imagine hating someone so much that you’re willing to give them billions of dollars to piss off
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