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re: MacKenzie Bezos is the hottest, best looking girl I have ever seen in my life.

Posted on 1/10/19 at 5:08 pm to
Posted by SPEEDY
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The girl of my dreams



Posted by stelly1025
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Member since May 2012
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Posted on 1/10/19 at 5:13 pm to
Soon to be ex wife on the left and his side piece on the right. You would think with how much this dude is worth he would at least be screwing something better looking than that.


Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 1/10/19 at 5:14 pm to
She reminds me of that Mary chick on Storage Wars...





Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
28644 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 5:15 pm to
She’s not bad but with that money I’m marrying then divorcing to get a ten
Posted by cwill
Member since Jan 2005
54755 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 5:20 pm to
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She’s not bad but with that money I’m marrying then divorcing to get a ten


You'll get nothing per the pre-nup!
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49087 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 5:23 pm to
Great idea, but I'm sure she'll have a prenup if she gets remarried. I bet Bezos wishes he had thought that far in advance.
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
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Posted on 1/10/19 at 5:25 pm to
She's okay..the damn CHIN....it's like a handle.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49087 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 5:26 pm to
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She's okay..the damn CHIN....it's like a handle.
that's a $50 billion chin handle. Hold on and give her the best 30 secs of your life.
Posted by RummelTiger
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Member since Aug 2004
93643 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 5:26 pm to
Did Jeff have a stroke? What the frick is up wit dat eye?
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
15280 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 5:27 pm to
WTF is up with Bezo’s right eye? Did he get hit with a brick as a kid or something?
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 5:29 pm to
I think new one is very attractive for her age.

He's really old looking.
One eye is partially shut.
And he knew her for a while.

She's so much better looking than him, and younger.
He has to perform.
My guess is she is understanding in a way young beauty bought with money might not be able to.
24 7.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
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Posted on 1/10/19 at 5:31 pm to
I love you, alive girl!
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49087 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 5:34 pm to
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He has to perform. 
The only thing he has to perform for the new chick is the act of opening up his wallet.
Posted by EA6B
TX
Member since Dec 2012
14754 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 5:35 pm to
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Great idea, but I'm sure she'll have a prenup if she gets remarried. I bet Bezos wishes he had thought that far in advance.


A pre-nup would have made no difference, he was basically broke when they married, she helped start the company, she named the company, she was a former hedge fund manager who provided financial guidance that made Amazon's valuation what it is. she is not a trophy wife that wants half of the wealth her husband has, she is simply getting her share of a company she helped create.
This post was edited on 1/10/19 at 5:38 pm
Posted by StealthCalais11
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Member since Aug 2011
12548 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 5:37 pm to
For access to 70 billion dollars, I would happily destroy that pussy every night even if she still looked like this.

Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
5179 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 5:45 pm to
For $1 Billion I would make her pussy look like a punched slab of lasagna.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49087 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 5:52 pm to
Oh, ok. I had no clue about any of that. But, technically, isn't he the one worth $140 billion? So, that would seem like it's taking his money.

Regardless if she helped start it or not. That has nothing to do with taking half his money through divorce. Also, did she have any ownership in the company? I really don't know but curious.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
65568 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 5:53 pm to
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Please tell me that no children were produced from this union.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71125 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 5:53 pm to
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$50 billion chin handle.


Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 5:53 pm to
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For $1 Billion I would make her pussy look like a punched slab of lasagna.



ahhh the Hope Solo special.
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