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Lost your job? Consider getting hired as a government snitch as a "contact tracer"
Posted on 5/8/20 at 7:34 pm
Posted on 5/8/20 at 7:34 pm
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Be careful or the government will start rewarding citizens to report anyone who coughs the wrong way at the supermarket too...when people are desperate enough they'll sign up to implement the vision of their superiors...
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As U.S. unemployment soars to historic levels, the hottest job of the year could be a lifesaver: contact tracing. Containing the coronavirus as the economy gradually reopens has created an urgent need for hundreds of thousands of people trained to identify infected individuals and track down anyone and everyone they could have exposed to the virus.
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In the absence of a federal plan, some city and state health departments are already seeking to fill thousands of these positions. Experts estimate that between 100,000 and 300,000 contact tracers — who can earn up to $65,000 per year — will be needed nationwide based on state populations and projected COVID-19 infection rates.
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"I do think that it's a fantastic job for people who have been furloughed, and it's something that people can be trained to do," said Roger Shapiro, a professor of medicine at the Harvard School of Public Health. "It takes some training, but it's not impossible to train almost anybody with reasonable social skills, who can work off a script, begin a conversation with people, convey a few key messages and collect data," he said.
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Shapiro expects demand for contact tracers to jump as businesses start to reopen and Americans resume ordinary activities, which public health experts warn could cause virus infections to flare. "It's wonderful to have a growth industry right now given the state of the economy," he said.
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Contact tracers identify infected individuals based on test results, obtained by city and state health departments. Then they contact people — initially by phone, in most cases — who have tested positive for the coronavirus. Tracers will ask them to recall the names of everyone with whom they have recently come into contact. Finally, contact tracers will warn those people of their potential exposure, advise them to self-quarantine and provide them with access to resources they might need in order to follow protocol.
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But experts stress that technology can't replace human contact tracers, who conduct lengthy interviews and perform detective-like work in hunting down the myriad and winding paths disease can take as it races through the population.
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"Contact tracing apps may complement human contact tracing and add efficiency, but they don't replace all the things you can do training armies of contact tracers to be calling contacts and reaching out," Shapiro said. "There are so many things that go into a call like that that helps someone understand the nature of the contact and what they should do about it if they get ill."
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Another desirable trait in applicants is the ability to be persuasive and convince people to self-quarantine if they could have been exposed to the virus. And while the basic task of tracing infections is relatively straightforward, the effort quickly becomes more complicated once people are asked to enter quarantine.
Be careful or the government will start rewarding citizens to report anyone who coughs the wrong way at the supermarket too...when people are desperate enough they'll sign up to implement the vision of their superiors...
Posted on 5/8/20 at 7:38 pm to tiggerthetooth
Omg it’s just like that Fahrenheit 1492 book!
Posted on 5/8/20 at 7:38 pm to tiggerthetooth
This is officially the biggest sack of shite with which the sane people of America have ever had to deal.
FML
Bahamas, here I come
FML
Bahamas, here I come
Posted on 5/8/20 at 7:39 pm to tiggerthetooth
No offense to the folks who are just trying to do their jobs, but they are going to get the telemarketer treatment from me. A quick hang up.
I don’t like people I know asking me all kinds of questions about where I’ve been and/or who I’ve been in contact with. I’m sure as hell not going to tell some government lackey that info
I don’t like people I know asking me all kinds of questions about where I’ve been and/or who I’ve been in contact with. I’m sure as hell not going to tell some government lackey that info
Posted on 5/8/20 at 7:40 pm to tiggerthetooth
They'll be as popular as IRS employees 
Posted on 5/8/20 at 7:40 pm to tiggerthetooth
$65,000/year. Holy shite.
Posted on 5/8/20 at 7:43 pm to tiggerthetooth
So they ask patients where they’ve been and contact the people they’ve been in contact with?
Posted on 5/8/20 at 7:43 pm to tiggerthetooth
Do you get tacticool gear and authority you can abuse?
Posted on 5/8/20 at 7:46 pm to tiggerthetooth
There’s no way these jobs last more than a few months
Posted on 5/8/20 at 7:48 pm to tiggerthetooth
Contact tracing is not what I would consider snitching
It is however pointless & a waste of resources
It is however pointless & a waste of resources
Posted on 5/8/20 at 7:49 pm to tiggerthetooth
Salmon is applying as we speak.
Posted on 5/8/20 at 7:53 pm to crewdepoo
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So they ask patients where they’ve been and contact the people they’ve been in contact with?
I test positive
This person calls me & asks where I was around the time tested
I tell her the dentist & Walmart
They call my dentist & say a Covid person was there on xx date
They aren’t supposed to give names so is the whole dental office supposed to close?
How do they know who is in line around me at WalMart?
It’s a fricking waste of resources & a way to keep moving goal posts
Posted on 5/8/20 at 8:01 pm to tiggerthetooth
This isn't constructing American Stasi at all
Posted on 5/8/20 at 8:07 pm to tiggerthetooth
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Contact tracer
Gestapo bullshite.
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$65,000 a year
Heil Fuher Edwards!
Not really tho
Posted on 5/8/20 at 8:11 pm to tiggerthetooth
frick anything with a 12 inch cock that has anything to do with people tracking down Americans because of this virus. This shite has gone to far, keep on poking the bear and shite will really get crazy and it won’t be because of this virus.
Posted on 5/8/20 at 8:20 pm to tiggerthetooth
Can I get the job and fake who I contacted?
Posted on 5/8/20 at 8:23 pm to tiggerthetooth
Anyone who signs up for this should be thrown onto an island with no supplies except for cameras being hung on high trees and then we the American people get a new reality show: Cannibal Island.
Posted on 5/8/20 at 8:42 pm to LSUJML
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How do they know who is in line around me at WalMart?
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New Orleans business owners will need to keep records of who enters their establishments when the city begins easing restrictions put in place to slow the spread of the coronavirus, Mayor LaToya Cantrell said Tuesday.
Posted on 5/8/20 at 8:45 pm to OMLandshark
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Anyone who signs up for this should be thrown onto an island with no supplies except for cameras being hung on high trees and then we the American people get a new reality show: Cannibal Island.
They are going to be flooded with applicants that expect 65k to talk on the phone
Posted on 5/8/20 at 8:52 pm to tiggerthetooth
Summer blockbuster starring Arnold
"Eraser II: Corona Strain"
"Eraser II: Corona Strain"
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