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Lost at sea rattler attempts to board boat

Posted on 8/6/17 at 4:05 am
Posted by SamuelClemens
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Posted on 8/6/17 at 4:05 am
Posted by CCT
LA
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Posted on 8/6/17 at 4:14 am to
frick that!
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 8/6/17 at 4:34 am to
Nope x 1000.
Posted by heypaul
The O-T Lounge
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 8/6/17 at 5:18 am to
Who doesn't have a pistol on their boat?

Oh wait I know, the kind of guy(s) that squeel like a little girl at a snake.
Posted by Barneyrb
NELA
Member since May 2016
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Posted on 8/6/17 at 5:27 am to
Fried Snake!!!!!
Posted by jpbTiger
Tampa FL
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 8/6/17 at 5:39 am to
Posted by baseballmind1212
Missouri City
Member since Feb 2011
3253 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 6:03 am to
quote:

Oh wait I know, the kind of guy(s) that squeel like a little girl at a snake


That was a couple of candyasses for sure. Who the hell is out on a boat with not a single damn fishing pole.

IDC if we're out tubing for the day. I'm gonna hit a couple of good looking treetops with a jig to see if the sacalait feel like committing suicide.
Posted by BallCoachinFool
Member since Dec 2012
2133 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 6:46 am to
One quick smack with an crawfish stir stick and this problem is done. Damn city boys
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
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Posted on 8/6/17 at 6:50 am to
GDCK

Kill
With
Fiya

Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
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Posted on 8/6/17 at 6:58 am to
Hell naw.

Had a moccasin get in the boat when I was 5 at caddo. My WW2 ptsd uncle is freaking out, rocking the boat trying to beat the thing with a padddle as my paw paw trolls back to land.
This post was edited on 8/6/17 at 6:58 am
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 8/6/17 at 7:07 am to
Hit him with a paddle. Problem solved.
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 8/6/17 at 7:11 am to
This post was edited on 8/6/17 at 7:59 am
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 8/6/17 at 7:19 am to




Me returning home after dealing with snake
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
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Posted on 8/6/17 at 7:32 am to
Posted by Masterag
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Posted on 8/6/17 at 7:34 am to
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This post was edited on 8/6/17 at 12:43 pm
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23340 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 7:50 am to
"Lost at sea" was a little bit of a stretch.

Rattlesnakes end up in the ocean, especially near calm shores, more often than you think.
Posted by The Mad Fratter
Madison, MS
Member since Jul 2013
1284 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 7:59 am to
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sacalait

You mean crappie
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
17782 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 8:11 am to
quote:

sacalait

You mean white perch


FIFY


Posted by Tiger in NY
Neptune Beach, FL
Member since Sep 2003
30359 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 8:19 am to
quote:

"Lost at sea" was a little bit of a stretch.

Rattlesnakes end up in the ocean, especially near calm shores, more often than you think.




It was a joke. This was on a lake in California
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71347 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 8:54 am to
I'd admire the snakes tenacity, but somehow a scared and tired rattlesnake on a boat filled with people doesn't sound like it'll work out. It would get the paddle.
This post was edited on 8/6/17 at 8:55 am
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