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re: Longest time you've spent plunging a toilet?
Posted on 3/4/22 at 8:04 pm to MSUDawg98
Posted on 3/4/22 at 8:04 pm to MSUDawg98
First, get a bidet
Second, learn to plunge.
1. If the water is low, flush it ONCE to get a nice head of water in the bowl
2. Slowly submerge the plunger, and slowly press it down to get all the air bubbles out of it
3. Use quick, short strokes to break up the clog.
Don't try to force the clog through, that can make it worse. Instead, you want the shite and tp to break up so it can move along. You do that by pushing **and pulling** on it with the water. When it breaks down you will feel the water sucking on the plunger and you're done.
If you do it right you will never spend more than 30 seconds plunging a toilet.
Also maybe consider a poop knife.
Second, learn to plunge.
1. If the water is low, flush it ONCE to get a nice head of water in the bowl
2. Slowly submerge the plunger, and slowly press it down to get all the air bubbles out of it
3. Use quick, short strokes to break up the clog.
Don't try to force the clog through, that can make it worse. Instead, you want the shite and tp to break up so it can move along. You do that by pushing **and pulling** on it with the water. When it breaks down you will feel the water sucking on the plunger and you're done.
If you do it right you will never spend more than 30 seconds plunging a toilet.
Also maybe consider a poop knife.
This post was edited on 3/4/22 at 8:07 pm
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Posted on 3/4/22 at 8:05 pm to MSUDawg98
Pre flush bro, wtf. Or mid crap flush. Or all of the above
Posted on 3/4/22 at 8:13 pm to bluedragon
Is this code for something else. If so 12 minutes
Posted on 3/4/22 at 8:15 pm to MSUDawg98
Quite the specific fetish.
Posted on 3/4/22 at 8:16 pm to Higgysmalls
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Is this code for something else. If so 12 minutes
Posted on 3/4/22 at 8:19 pm to MSUDawg98
Not long. But as quick interjection.
Last weekend an old friend came to the town I currently live. His uncle is very wealthy. The type of wealthy where he bought 3 penthouses and combined them.
Got really fricked up and dogged that shitter to the point where I thought poopoo we going to overflow everywhere in the 10 million $ penthouses.
It’s was an absolute hectic moment of my life. All bets were on the table. Shirt was about to be sacrificed as a blockade under the door.
Last weekend an old friend came to the town I currently live. His uncle is very wealthy. The type of wealthy where he bought 3 penthouses and combined them.
Got really fricked up and dogged that shitter to the point where I thought poopoo we going to overflow everywhere in the 10 million $ penthouses.
It’s was an absolute hectic moment of my life. All bets were on the table. Shirt was about to be sacrificed as a blockade under the door.
Posted on 3/4/22 at 8:26 pm to ThatMakesSense
1:45...not the longest but damn. (Boiling hot water left in there for 10 minutes twice did the job.)
Posted on 3/4/22 at 8:32 pm to MSUDawg98
First you have to get this type of plunger..
I have the American Standard Cadet 3 toilet.. It sold me on the single claim that it can flush a dozen+ golf balls... I was also constipated and it came close to clogging, But it took down the creosote telephone pole that I had finally passed...
I have the American Standard Cadet 3 toilet.. It sold me on the single claim that it can flush a dozen+ golf balls... I was also constipated and it came close to clogging, But it took down the creosote telephone pole that I had finally passed...
Posted on 3/4/22 at 8:43 pm to Athis
quote:Nah those are trash compared to a more normal one with a flip-down lip:
First you have to get this type of plunger..
The big bellows type is impossible to get all the air out, so they don't push/pull as hard. They're designed to move volume which is *not* what you want. You want short, rapid strokes with water, not air.
Posted on 3/4/22 at 8:44 pm to MSUDawg98
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Longest time you've spent plunging a toilet?
Not long at all, actually….but then I get violent with it from the first plunge. Be sure there is no air in the plunger,( because you don’t want anything compressible) and then get after it.
If you are stopping a toilet up that bad, you are probably using too much toilet paper.
Posted on 3/4/22 at 8:46 pm to MSUDawg98
Why is this a thing?
Posted on 3/4/22 at 8:48 pm to MSUDawg98
Use a plunger with an extended flange. It will create a tight seal and always work quickly. Those little plungers without the extend piece are useless.
Posted on 3/4/22 at 8:56 pm to MSUDawg98
Man if its THAT bad, fill it to the brim with very hot water and soap. Eventually it'll drain down to normal level. Fill it up again. Eventually it'll go.
You're trying to single flush a 3 flusher man.
I'll never get rid of the toilets in my house. They are from the 70's and rip about 3 gallons per flush. You could flush a bag of dog food down those things. If I sell this house they are coming with me.
You're trying to single flush a 3 flusher man.
I'll never get rid of the toilets in my house. They are from the 70's and rip about 3 gallons per flush. You could flush a bag of dog food down those things. If I sell this house they are coming with me.
Posted on 3/4/22 at 8:57 pm to MSUDawg98
Has anyone in this thread considered adding fiber into their diets? Try it. Drink lots of water also.
Posted on 3/4/22 at 9:04 pm to MSUDawg98
It would be a better thread talking about how long I've plunged your mom
Posted on 3/4/22 at 9:14 pm to MSUDawg98
Prune juice ftw
Posted on 3/4/22 at 10:20 pm to Athis
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I have the American Standard Cadet 3 toilet.. It sold me on the single claim that it can flush a dozen+ golf balls... I was also constipated and it came close to clogging, But it took down the creosote telephone pole that I had finally passed...
First, I laughed my arse off out loud when I read this.
Second, that is a second class shitter.
Mine claims to handle 27 golf balls!
I put the AS Champion Comfort Height in my MBR when we built the house back in 2004. It "almost choked down" once in all that time. A little manipulation of the handle after the tank refilled cleared it out.
And I have taken some world class massive dumps through the years, (just ask my wife).
Posted on 3/4/22 at 10:31 pm to MSUDawg98
Wtf did you search for to find these pics
Also if you have to use a plunger for a hour just call a fricking plumber
Also if you have to use a plunger for a hour just call a fricking plumber
Posted on 3/4/22 at 10:35 pm to MSUDawg98
Try weed and queso dip. Way better than any pain meds
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