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re: Longest adult relationship you have had without sex?

Posted on 12/10/15 at 1:10 pm to
Posted by 3nOut
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Jan 2013
32729 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 1:10 pm to
i've had relationships of 8 months, 4 months and 1.5 years with no sex.

And then about 8 months of my wife's first pregnancy was the longest during any of those.
Posted by TheIrishFro
Member since Aug 2010
4709 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 1:12 pm to
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This post was edited on 5/4/23 at 9:07 am
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30040 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 1:15 pm to
Define sex?

Intercourse: three months.
Anal: less than a month.
Oral: less than a week.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135036 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

I sometimes wonder is there ever enough?


Even when there is, there's always more
Posted by Bonck1987
Houma, LA
Member since Jan 2015
655 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 1:17 pm to
Longest I've been in a relationship without sex was 4 months. The girl still had her VCard, and was definitely putting sex on a pedestal. I was trying hard to get it in after 2 1/2 months, but she wasn't budging. We broke up after 4 months. She said she was waiting till she fell in love. Bye Felicia
Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
Member since Jan 2011
26538 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

Spoiler alert: Hes gay

Its really gonna suck

ISWYDT
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122534 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 1:19 pm to
They will both be disappointed the first time. In 20 seconds it will be over.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 1:49 pm to
0, I wouldn't be in a relationship without sex. I have to sex a chick BEFORE I get in a relationship with her

The dude is obviously gay and the chick is getting it from somewhere else regularly. When they do try and have sex, he won't be able to get it up
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22026 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 1:57 pm to
Oral sex - not really intercourse per Bill Clinton....
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 1:58 pm to
Maybe a month and that's only because we were both right out of college and working. Anything more than, say, 3 months is weird.
Posted by NOLALGD
Member since May 2014
2792 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

And then about 8 months of my wife's first pregnancy was the longest during any of those.


Huh? Pregnant wife sex was really good.
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
5259 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 2:11 pm to
The chick is probably getting railed by the BBC 2-3 times per week while the poor guy has to sneak into the closet to jerk off after she falls asleep.
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
22670 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 2:14 pm to
band nerds
Posted by GoIrish02
Member since Mar 2012
1491 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 2:20 pm to
Yep, pregnant sex is great. You missed out, buddy.

You should knock her up again just so you can see what you were missing.
Posted by threeputt
God's Country
Member since Sep 2008
24828 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 2:26 pm to
Last time I checked - you have to have sex to get pregnant..

So yeah, that ain't happening
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5493 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 2:33 pm to
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that's why they have to be coerced or tricked into it.


When she won't put out but she'll give you a beej
Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
41984 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 2:35 pm to
1 month bc she was a virgin and I wanted it first. She ended up being a nutjob. Besides that, never. Always boned and dated about the same time.
Posted by pivey14
In Your Head
Member since Mar 2012
15446 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 2:35 pm to
4 months. That seems to be the standard length.
This post was edited on 12/10/15 at 2:38 pm
Posted by EyeoftheEldrick12
Member since Jul 2012
1949 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 3:44 pm to
2 weeks
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
72474 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 3:57 pm to
Almost 3 years before my wife and I got married . she was pretty religious and was always waiting till marriage. Lots and lots of PornHub during that span. At least I'm one of the few guys whose amount of sex had has skyrocketed over the course of marriage.
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