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re: Liberal brother in law & his wife arrived yesterday wearing masks inside the house
Posted on 12/24/20 at 8:54 am to TDsngumbo
Posted on 12/24/20 at 8:54 am to TDsngumbo
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I need some really good passive aggressive ways to frick with them until they go back home. What ya got, OT?
you're the fricking problem in this country.
Let them live their lives you miserable piece of shite.
Posted on 12/24/20 at 8:57 am to TDsngumbo
quote:Sounds to me like you’re a little jealous of your brother getting the sex.
I’m convinced she has HIV and is keeping it a secret - why else would two grown arse adults refuse to raw dog it?
Posted on 12/24/20 at 9:13 am to xGeauxLSUx
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Anything lower than surgical passes aresols and you might as well be wearing a napkin. (You make sure to make the last part VERY clear)
Just poke a hole in a napkin and run some rubber bands through it and let that be your mask.
Posted on 12/24/20 at 9:17 am to TDsngumbo
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But there’s the pull out method
I’ve been married for 20 years and have only ever used the pull out method. Only have 4 kids, pretty damn good I’d say eh baw!? And my liberal in laws didn’t show this year, thanks COVID!
Posted on 12/24/20 at 9:20 am to rich4pres
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How can in laws not have any children? I'm confused.
Wow.
Posted on 12/24/20 at 9:27 am to TDsngumbo
Our friends and their kids went to Thanksgiving dinner at his parents house. His wife wore a mask the entire time just to be safe. Our friends dad had Covid but didn't know it. The only one not to get it was our friends wife, who wore the mask the entire time. Every single other person in that house got Covid.
Posted on 12/24/20 at 9:48 am to TDsngumbo
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They were both wearing masks and continued to do so after settling in. They were still wearing them when my wife left.
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and they’ve mentioned in the past that they still use condoms when having sex. I’m convinced she has HIV
Is there anyway you could steal their masks?
Maybe just wear a sheet like a ghost the entire time.
Go get some latex gloves and wear them around them.
Posted on 12/24/20 at 9:54 am to YNWA
quote:And everyone of them has a 99.96% chance of surviving it.
Every single other person in that house got Covid.
Posted on 12/24/20 at 9:55 am to TDsngumbo
You're a weird, whiney mf'er.
This post was edited on 12/24/20 at 9:56 am
Posted on 12/24/20 at 9:55 am to taylork37
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I don't think not voting for Trump is the best measuring stick for determine who is republican and who is not...
While I agree that Trump is not a good measuring stick, the fear of Corona and avid abortion advocacy brings their previous “republicanism” into doubt.
Voting for Obama in 08 is very different than voting for Biden in 20.
Posted on 12/24/20 at 9:56 am to TheWiz
quote:He is not weird.
You're a weird, whiney mf'er.
Posted on 12/24/20 at 9:56 am to TDsngumbo
It sounds like an elaborate joke and the joke is on you. You are the joke.
This post was edited on 12/24/20 at 9:57 am
Posted on 12/24/20 at 9:58 am to TDsngumbo
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Nothing to do with politics. I’m saying that they refuse to frick without a condom and that bolsters my theory that one of them has HIV. Combine that with how terrified they are of covid and I’m convinced. They don’t have any obvious underlying health conditions so why else would they be so terrified if it?
I searched through this thread because I thought someone would bring it up.
To just jump to the idea that one of them has HIV because of two unrelated circumstances is strange. Almost paranoid. I don't often see something that is that much of a reach. I really hope you don't work as a detective, or really any position in which your given partial info and asked to make judgement calls.
You're fixated on this. It's strange, man.
Posted on 12/24/20 at 10:00 am to Odysseus32
See this is what I think. I think they think he is strange so they tell all these little fibs to make them think they are weird so then they don't have to talk to him at family gatherings.
Posted on 12/24/20 at 10:01 am to YNWA
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The only one not to get it was our friends wife, who wore the mask the entire time. Every single other person in that house got Covid.
But I was told I'm forced to wear one for others protection not my own. This flies in the face of that.
Posted on 12/24/20 at 10:02 am to TDsngumbo
Or, and hear me out, be a grown arse man and not a shite bag. Why do you want to make them miserable during Christmas? The voted for Biden and are liberal. So what? This year has sucked balls enough. Are you really going end it by being a jackass to family? frick with them in 2021.
Posted on 12/24/20 at 10:04 am to TDsngumbo
Is the wife a beard for the BIL?
Posted on 12/24/20 at 10:15 am to YNWA
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Our friends and their kids went to Thanksgiving dinner at his parents house. His wife wore a mask the entire time just to be safe. Our friends dad had Covid but didn't know it. The only one not to get it was our friends wife, who wore the mask the entire time. Every single other person in that house got Covid.
None of this happened.
Posted on 12/24/20 at 10:23 am to TDsngumbo
quote:Wouldnt fly in my house.
They were both wearing masks and continued to do so after settling in.
Unless those masks were freshly washed they are carrying days/weeks worth of viruses and bacteria. Every time they speak they are blowing those trapped particles around. They touch their nasty arse mask then touch furniture and other items. Masks are just as nasty as the bottom of people’s shoes.
Rules at my house are no masks and shoes stay in the garage. Anyone has a problem, they can go home. I don’t give a frick.
This post was edited on 12/24/20 at 10:29 am
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