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Lewis Grizzard died this date (Mar. 20) in 1994

Posted on 3/20/21 at 10:10 am
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20385 posts
Posted on 3/20/21 at 10:10 am
One of the most outstanding southern humorists of the 20th century died at age 47. Some of his books include:

Don't Sit Under the Grits Tree With Anyone Else but Me

If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About a Quart Low

Elvis Is Dead and I Don't Feel So Good Myself

Shoot Low Boys - They're Riding Shetland Ponies

Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny - You Know Them Taters Got Eyes

You Can't Put No Boogie Woogie on the King of Rock and Roll

I Haven't Understood Anything Since 1962 and Other Nekkid Truths

a number of others along with several comedy albums
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
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99409 posts
Posted on 3/20/21 at 10:13 am to
He was an occasional guest on Designing Women
Posted by FCP
Delta State Univ. - Fightin' Okra
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4807 posts
Posted on 3/20/21 at 10:14 am to
Have all of those books on my shelf right now. Reading Grizzard in my late teens / early 20s was enlightening for this old country boy.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86582 posts
Posted on 3/20/21 at 10:14 am to
A national treasure and a great representation of a by gawd true southern man.

He'd be canceled so damn fast in today's society.
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
15063 posts
Posted on 3/20/21 at 10:14 am to
Naked means you don't have no clothes on

Nekkid means you don't have no clothes on and you're up to something


Grizzard was a treasure
Posted by UndercoverBryologist
Member since Nov 2020
8077 posts
Posted on 3/20/21 at 10:15 am to
Jesus Christ, was the flu going around famous people or something in 1994?

Cesar Romero
Bill Hicks
John Candy
Lewis Grizzard
Kurt Cobain
Richard Nixon
Jacqueline Kennedy
Peter Cushing
Raul Julia
Jeffrey Dahmer
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
127005 posts
Posted on 3/20/21 at 10:21 am to
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Lewis Grizzard
IMO, his funniest line ever was, "I've been married three times and all of my wives had the same first name.......Plaintiff."
This post was edited on 3/20/21 at 10:36 am
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
38998 posts
Posted on 3/20/21 at 10:23 am to
quote:

Jeffrey Dahmer

one of these is not like the other
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8508 posts
Posted on 3/20/21 at 10:24 am to
I’m going to re read one of his books today. They always pick me up.

Except when he writes about being “ crying about your Daddy drunk “. It tears me up.
This post was edited on 3/20/21 at 10:25 am
Posted by UndercoverBryologist
Member since Nov 2020
8077 posts
Posted on 3/20/21 at 10:25 am to
quote:

one of these is not like the other


Yeah, I thought twice about including Richard Nixon in the list, thereby disparaging the other members, but he was President, so it was worth including him.
Posted by JudgeRoyBean
West of the Pecos
Member since Jun 2018
526 posts
Posted on 3/20/21 at 10:44 am to
Started reading his columns in the mid 80's. Truly a classic.

A dog named Catfish, liked ice in his coke, and no love for Chicago.

Saw him in the Centroplex 1990 or so.

quote:

I don't think I'm a bigot or a racist. But I have a truck, a Blazer. I drink beer. There are some women I do hate.


quote:

Yankees don't understand that the Southern way of talking is a language of nuance. What we can do in the South is we can take a word and change it just a little bit and make it mean something altogether different.
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
7617 posts
Posted on 3/20/21 at 10:49 am to
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Except when he writes about being “ crying about your Daddy drunk “. It tears me up.


The article he wrote about the guy who took in drunks (including his dad) was one of the best ever written.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
127005 posts
Posted on 3/20/21 at 11:07 am to
quote:

Saw him in the Centroplex 1990 or so.
Around 1987 or 1988 Grizzard came to Baton Rouge to be the guest speaker at the Baton Rouge Chamber of Commerce annual meeting.

He loved to play golf. So, the morning he flew into Baton Rouge from Atlanta a group took him to the Country Club of Louisiana to play a round.

He brought his girl friend du jour with him and she went with the group to CCL although she didn't play golf herself. She just rode along in one of the carts.

On the fifth or sixth hole the girl friend started whining about how hot it was, she was bored, how long before they could go back to the hotel, etc.

Grizzard looked at the group and said loud enough for her to hear, "She don't travel too good."
Posted by AlwysATgr
Member since Apr 2008
16595 posts
Posted on 3/20/21 at 11:09 am to
Used to read Lewis's columns and always enjoyed them. Didn't realize he died so young.
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10602 posts
Posted on 3/20/21 at 11:16 am to
One of my favorites: You know why Junior League-ers don’t have group sex? All those “thank you” notes.
Posted by VeniVidiVici
Gaul
Member since Feb 2012
1728 posts
Posted on 3/20/21 at 11:18 am to
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IMO, his funniest line ever was, "I've been married three times and all of my wives had the same first name.......Plaintiff."

“Next I’m just going to find a woman I hate and buy her a house.”

I worked at a bookstore in early 90s and met him at a signing. Awesome guy. Never wore socks
Posted by sparkinator
Lake Claiborne
Member since Dec 2007
4473 posts
Posted on 3/20/21 at 11:20 am to
I first saw him on Larry King. I believe he was on several times and utterly enjoyed listening to him. He spoke of his upcoming surgery with Larry. I remember Larry announcing when Lewis died.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
127005 posts
Posted on 3/20/21 at 11:30 am to
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I remember Larry announcing when Lewis died.
Some posters may not know that Grizzard had a history of heart disease. In his case he had multiple heart surgeries including one where a pig's heart valve replaced his own defective heart valve. (He wrote about that, too. Very funny.)

He died during another heart surgery to repair his latest heart problem.

The doctors had told him his chances of making it through the surgery were not too good but it was his only chance at living longer.

The morning of his heart surgery he married his girl friend so that she could inherit his estate, including his continuing book royalties, since he had no children from any of his previous marriages.

The wedding took place in his hospital room while he laid in his bed.
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
13350 posts
Posted on 3/20/21 at 11:31 am to
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39338 posts
Posted on 3/20/21 at 11:43 am to
GA lost that game, 35-18. I think that, while he would never admit it, he was an LSU fan, deep down inside.

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