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re: Let's talk toilet paper

Posted on 3/3/20 at 4:31 pm to
Posted by BayouFann
CenLa
Member since Jun 2012
6868 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 4:31 pm to
quote:

Wet wipes are where it’s at, followed by fluffy soft 2 ply. This post was edited on 3/3 at 4:04 pm

Tissue first, then wipes!
Posted by Will Cover
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2007
38533 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 4:36 pm to
quote:

Nobody wants to mention Quilted Northern Ultra Plush? The only 3 ply paper in the game right now?

It’s like wiping your arse with a cloud.


The end result for me would be like a heavy duty thunderstorm just blew through town.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20026 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 4:37 pm to
Sam’s Club double ply, quilted TP treats my old arse just fine! Price is right baws!
Posted by chunk
UNDER YOUR BED
Member since Jan 2007
5126 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 5:01 pm to
Use an old corn husk like they do in Africa
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6404 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 5:10 pm to
You guys need to get with the times and adopt the three shells
Posted by tjc9487
New Orleans, LA
Member since Feb 2010
491 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 5:12 pm to
Charmin Ultra Soft is the only thing I keep in my house.
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
3905 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 5:15 pm to
Angel Soft. Charmin leaves leaves arse dust after you wipe.
Posted by skeeter531
Member since Jun 2014
2408 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 5:42 pm to
I used to be loyal to Cottonelle but recently switched to Charmin Ultra Strong (NOT the ultra soft) --it is great and no dust left behind
Posted by BBATiger
Member since Jun 2005
16518 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 5:44 pm to
Costco (Kirkland) is both soft and wide. Very underrated.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113938 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 5:46 pm to
What casino you go to?
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 6:08 pm to
quote:

Give me the three play softest paper you can find so you don't have to wipe for 30 minutes and get the raw butt.


Get a bidet and you’ll never have raw butt, skid marks or dingleberries ever again. You don’t have to spend a small fortune on one anymore. Technology has caught up with our toilet habits. For example, you can get a Clear Rear brand for under $60.

Toilet paper? That’s so 20th century.
Posted by yattan
Member since Nov 2013
897 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 6:09 pm to
Tulane/LSU is suppose to do a ten best toilet paper rant with pics.
Posted by pelicansfan123
Member since Jan 2015
1988 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 6:14 pm to
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This post was edited on 5/7/20 at 3:13 pm
Posted by RazorBroncs
Harding Bisons Fan
Member since Sep 2013
13535 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 6:18 pm to
quote:

I carry a squirt gun in my passenger satchel. 


Is that another euphemism like "prison wallet?"
Posted by Mr Clean
Pit Bull Paradise
Member since Aug 2006
49117 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 6:20 pm to
My cheeks are pretty pretty from the nitty nitty gritty

A Charmin clean booty is a thing of beauty
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66420 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 6:21 pm to
Toilet paper is no good if it doesn’t grip like sand paper.
Posted by ScoobyDont
Member since Sep 2016
816 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 6:21 pm to
The Bellagio has (or at least had) cheap, horrible toilet paper.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20092 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 6:25 pm to
$1 for a four pack. Works for me
Posted by philly444
stuck in contraflow
Member since Nov 2008
11351 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 6:26 pm to
Real baws use sand paper
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 6:32 pm to
Worked with a guy that was so cheap he would buy 2 ply tp and separate it and roll one ply onto an empty roll.
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