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Let's talk toilet paper

Posted on 3/3/20 at 4:00 pm
Posted by LCBayou
Member since Oct 2016
694 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 4:00 pm
How cheap does someone have to be to buy that thin arse stuff they have at the casinos and hotels for their house? Give me the three play softest paper you can find so you don't have to wipe for 30 minutes and get the raw butt.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
21814 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 4:02 pm to
Charmin Basic, FTW
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53837 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 4:03 pm to
I'm a Cottonelle man.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135036 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 4:03 pm to
fricking half-ply John Wayne sandpaper shite tickets piss me off.

Rough, tough and don’t take any shite off nobody.


Wet wipes are where it’s at, followed by fluffy soft 2 ply.
This post was edited on 3/3/20 at 4:04 pm
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42927 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 4:04 pm to
quote:

thin arse stuff they have at the casinos and hotels


Not everyone stays at the Red Roof Inn, baw
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56773 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 4:04 pm to
I carry a squirt gun in my passenger satchel. No need to worry about toilet paper.

quote:

Wet wipes are where it’s at, followed by fluffy soft 2 ply.


Wet wipes work well for poo removal, but they'll completely frick up your pipes.
This post was edited on 3/3/20 at 4:06 pm
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45551 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 4:05 pm to
quote:

I'm a Cottonelle man.


We’re tp brothers.
Posted by TigerTatorPots
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2018
192 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

Not everyone stays at the Red Roof Inn, baw


If it ain’t a HoJo I ain’t gonna go yo
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 4:07 pm to
Charmin or Cottonelle

Last time someone bought toilet paper at work they bought angle soft and that is terrible toilet paper.
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 4:08 pm to
My hiney's clean
Oh yeah I'm Charmin clean
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 4:09 pm to
just use your hand like the muslims do

but unlike them, wash your hands after instead of walking around with shite covered hands
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
16038 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 4:10 pm to
I got that Charmin booty smile
That TP so magnifique
Got me smiling from cheek to cheek
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
15168 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 4:10 pm to
quote:

fricking half-ply John Wayne sandpaper shite tickets piss me off.


Speaking of John Wayne and toilet paper, someone once said the Duke had 35 pounds of doodoo in him when he died. That's called a fecal impaction I believe.
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
41684 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 4:11 pm to
I was a Charmin man, but Kirkland's is Charmin at half the price.
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
40383 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 4:11 pm to
Costco paper towels and toilet paper.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 4:13 pm to
Posted by jvargas
Member since Feb 2019
1041 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 4:13 pm to
Angel Soft for the win.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
171149 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 4:15 pm to
angel soft.
Posted by JG77056
Vegas baby, Vegas
Member since Sep 2010
12080 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 4:17 pm to
Nobody wants to mention Quilted Northern Ultra Plush? The only 3 ply paper in the game right now?

It’s like wiping your arse with a cloud.
This post was edited on 3/3/20 at 4:19 pm
Posted by Commander Data
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Dec 2016
7291 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 4:27 pm to
Cottenelle. I get the ones that barely fit on the toilet paper roll/dispenser.
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