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Let’s talk Haulover inlet in Miami

Posted on 9/13/26 at 6:42 pm
Posted by Da Sheik
Mar a Lago
Member since Sep 2007
9471 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 6:42 pm
Been watching these vids for a while. But damn the amount of idiots who own boats is cray af. I think the best tack is to go through fast if you have a 36 plus length.
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This post was edited on 9/13/26 at 6:43 pm
Posted by BWHLSU
Member since Jul 2026
256 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 6:44 pm to
They're funny and harrowing videos and have been for years, but you should've at least imbedded a couple for people who may not be familiar.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
39301 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 6:45 pm to
The LP version is chillin on Fred’s patio.
Posted by Rekrul
Member since Feb 2007
9748 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 6:46 pm to
quote:

I think the best tack is to go through fast if you have a 36 plus length.


Negative. Enough speed to stay on plane with the nose up, throttle as necessary to keep the nose up for the next wave
Posted by weagle1999
Member since May 2025
3981 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 6:48 pm to
The best plan is to put small children without life jackets on the bow.
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
25011 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 6:49 pm to
quote:

Negative. Enough speed to stay on plane with the nose up, throttle as necessary to keep the nose up for the next wave

Exactly, unless you have stabilizers that’s the play.

Throttle to plane perpendicular to the waves and maintain speed with everyone and everything secure before you get started.
Posted by LanierSpots
Gulf of America / Sarasota FL
Member since Sep 2010
72073 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 6:49 pm to
They are addictive. I think I have watched them all. Not only for the dumbasses but for all the awesome sleds going in and out of that inlet.


If you wanna have some more fun, look at the boat ramp videos from Blackpoint marina. Chit show is awesome entertainment




Chit show
Posted by Miketheseventh
Member since Dec 2017
7134 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 6:53 pm to
Their bodies are no match for the Haulover. There have to be some significant injuries for the people being thrown around like that. I’ve been watching that channel for a long time and have seen boats sink because of those waves and the stupidity of the divers.
Posted by loogaroo
Welsh
Member since Dec 2005
43789 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 6:56 pm to
quote:

Negative. Enough speed to stay on plane with the nose up, throttle as necessary to keep the nose up for the next wave


Every so often there is a coast guard vessel cruising through right next to the sea wall with no problems.

Most of those idiots battling the waves want to be on camera.
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
Member since Nov 2011
39928 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 6:56 pm to
I lived on the East coast of Florida, those inlets are nothing to mess around in. There is a massive tide there compared to Louisiana.
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
12583 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 7:58 pm to
I’ve been in boats all my life, but 98% freshwater. I wouldn’t have the first clue of how to make it through there safely. And you can tell there are people tackling it in rental boats that have zero clue what they’re doing.
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
12475 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 8:38 pm to
[img]If you wanna have some more fun, look at the boat ramp videos from Blackpoint marina. Chit show is awesome entertainment[/img]

In-laws from Miami—I’ve been to Blackpoint several times and that dude is hilarious. Hell, they bought me some merch from him. My wife’s cousin is head of Miami Dade Police Dept marine patrol and they’re based out of Blackpoint.
Posted by Mung
Ba’on Rooj
Member since Aug 2007
9563 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 9:03 pm to
Yeah the guy in the front of the first boat messed up his back. A lawyer in Alexandria was on a charter that hit a rogue wave going out of Belle Pass and fractured two vertebrae. F-Ed him up.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
99405 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 9:07 pm to
Looks miserable.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31332 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 9:18 pm to
quote:

I think the best tack is to go through fast if you have a 36 plus length.


First, leave with the rising tide and absolutely not when the tide is falling and a strong easterly wind, that will stack the swells.

Second, trim your motor/trim tabs to raise the bow, get passenger weight to the rear, and drive up the swell and back off right before you crest. In a place like Haulover, you can't change your angle of attack as much because it is a fairly narrow channel.
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