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re: Let's discuss the buzzword culture of business
Posted on 3/11/19 at 7:41 pm to TigersSEC2010
Posted on 3/11/19 at 7:41 pm to TigersSEC2010
Upvote for you, but this topic has been around forever. It’s just the buzzwords that change.
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Posted on 3/11/19 at 7:47 pm to Tester1216
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Y’all hiring?
Always.
Posted on 3/11/19 at 7:48 pm to RummelTiger
I’ll put you down as a reference 
Posted on 3/11/19 at 7:50 pm to Tester1216
Lets review our meeting minutes and lessons learned during our side bar.
Posted on 3/11/19 at 7:52 pm to fallguy_1978
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Let me show you a slidedeck about our mission statement and our department's core competencies
yep, sadly, that's us
Posted on 3/11/19 at 7:52 pm to Tester1216
quote:That's the other way to get hired.
I’m screwed
Posted on 3/11/19 at 7:52 pm to Tester1216
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You just watch the movie Office Space didn’t you?
No, but I definitely have a case of the Mondays.
Posted on 3/11/19 at 7:56 pm to PearlJam
Heyyyyy Hooooo
Posted on 3/11/19 at 8:03 pm to TigersSEC2010
“Are you a team player?”
No, I’m not, frick you. Leave me alone and let me do my job in peace.
ETA: 9 times out of 10, what they really mean to say is:
“Please do this unnecessary thing or something that I should be doing instead, and make my job easier. I’ve got lunches & useless meetings where we all jerk each other off to attend. Thanks!”
No, I’m not, frick you. Leave me alone and let me do my job in peace.
ETA: 9 times out of 10, what they really mean to say is:
“Please do this unnecessary thing or something that I should be doing instead, and make my job easier. I’ve got lunches & useless meetings where we all jerk each other off to attend. Thanks!”
This post was edited on 3/11/19 at 8:07 pm
Posted on 3/11/19 at 8:04 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
This thread is best in class...
Posted on 3/11/19 at 8:10 pm to TigerScribe
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This thread is best in class...
We are taking a value added approach
Posted on 3/11/19 at 8:28 pm to TigersSEC2010
I fricking hate the buzzwords. But some of them are just pounded into me day, after day, after day, until I find myself saying the damn thing, too.
For instance, I don't call/email/message people any longer...nowadays, I "reach out" to so and so. I hate myself.
For instance, I don't call/email/message people any longer...nowadays, I "reach out" to so and so. I hate myself.
Posted on 3/11/19 at 8:29 pm to mmmmmbeeer
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But some of them are just pounded into me day, after day, after day
Stunning and brave to admit
Posted on 3/11/19 at 9:07 pm to Lawyered
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Good idea.. let’s circle back around to that later on.
Piggybacking from what Lawyered said, your idea would make a great action item under goal 75 of the strategic agenda
Posted on 3/11/19 at 9:12 pm to TigersSEC2010
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Message
Let's discuss the buzzword culture of business
Diversity: The politically correct way to explain why you passed over the most qualified candidate without actually having to admit it was a race/gender related decision
This post was edited on 3/11/19 at 9:12 pm
Posted on 3/11/19 at 9:17 pm to TigersSEC2010
Hey man I suggest we put a working group together to analyze the OP and well look at setting some reasonable but also ambitious milestones to maximize our efforts. I’ll get with you offline about putting the team together and setting a meeting to discuss options and paths forward to improving your posting style with lessons learned and best practices from past efforts.
Posted on 3/11/19 at 9:53 pm to RummelTiger
My friend got a promotion to lean facilitator. We will not stop making fun of him. Ever.
Posted on 3/11/19 at 9:57 pm to madamsquirrel
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lean facilitator
I'm familiar with Lean. Also CAP (change acceleration process)
Posted on 3/11/19 at 10:04 pm to DeltaTigerDelta
We are at the corner of hope and destiny here
That bag has holes in it
Nail that one to the cross and let's move on.
The paint isn't even dry on that mural yet.
We can't listen to the footsteps outside our window
The FBI can shite in one hand and look for documents in the other and we'll see which hand fills up fastest
A little less talking and a lot more shredding here boys
They don't call them junk bonds for no reason
That bag has holes in it
Nail that one to the cross and let's move on.
The paint isn't even dry on that mural yet.
We can't listen to the footsteps outside our window
The FBI can shite in one hand and look for documents in the other and we'll see which hand fills up fastest
A little less talking and a lot more shredding here boys
They don't call them junk bonds for no reason
Posted on 3/11/19 at 10:15 pm to fillmoregandt
quote:every fricking analyst on earnings calls.
provide some more color
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