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Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:21 pm to
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:21 pm to
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So, what'd they do with the aliens?


Sold the underage ones in to sex slavery at a pizza parlor.
Posted by Penrod
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:21 pm to
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I will never get back the 90 seconds it took to read this shite.

90 second, huh?
Posted by ManBearTiger
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:21 pm to
It's da JOOOOOS
Posted by eScott
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:22 pm to
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:24 pm to
I feel like this is sums up the murals at the Denver airport.

Posted by lsuhunt555
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Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:25 pm to
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The scheme is uncovered by Clay Travis but it's too late.

No one will listen then.
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6208 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:27 pm to
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What if I told you the hurricanes, Covid, the riots, earthquakes, etc... Were all the work of... Some "other" group? Have I gotten your attention?


Posted by Stealth Matrix
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Member since Aug 2019
7814 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:27 pm to
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What if I told you the hurricanes, Covid, the riots, earthquakes, etc... Were all the work of... Some "other" group? Have I gotten your attention?




You do, go...uh I mean guy.
Posted by cgrand
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:29 pm to
Posted by Crawdaddy
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:32 pm to
black alien costumes but white folks in them?
Posted by SG_Geaux
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:35 pm to
Posted by GurleyGirl
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:35 pm to
LINK
This post was edited on 7/27/20 at 2:37 pm
Posted by CajunBandit
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Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:42 pm to
Is this a pitch for a twilight zone episode? Because this is waaaaay to weak for shitty, peachy scifi.
Posted by Oldestlurkerever
Member since Jan 2020
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:44 pm to
Huh??
Posted by HeadSlash
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:45 pm to
Jeff Goldblum gonna save us
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:47 pm to
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:49 pm to
Chicks taking bong rips is a fetish of mine.
Posted by Bigbee Hills
Member since Feb 2019
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:52 pm to
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Stay with me here... This is not for the faint of heart.

What if I told you the hurricanes, Covid, the riots, earthquakes, etc... Were all the work of... Some "other" group? Have I gotten your attention?

Now fast forward to next March 17 (I won't go into the details yet as to why this date is important) and let's say major earth shattering news is revealed about species from other planets being real. Then suddenly we see large space ship like vessels descend over the major cities of the US. Broadcasts directly to all international media stations are sent out introducing these aliens which are weird star wars like creatures (clearly not human).

They come in peace and state they are the architects of our world and have seen enough destruction and have come to make everything right again. Now, they lay down new rules for the world to get along and prosper. Most of the world governments go along with this after some new medicine is provided by the aliens which cures cancer on a massive scale and also herpes.

Months go by, religion is outlawed because these aliens have proven to be our gods. Laws are made that we have to worship them. Then come to find out, they aren't really aliens at all, but humans wearing alien suits pretending to be aliens (let's call them "the org") . The cancer medicine and the spaceships were all funded by Bill gates and soros. The scheme is uncovered by Clay Travis but it's too late.

I have spoken.
But are we gone getta nother Rona check???
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:53 pm to
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which cures cancer on a massive scale and also herpes.


Posted by BeepNode
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Member since Feb 2014
10005 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:53 pm to
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religion is outlawed because these aliens have proven to be our gods. Laws are made that we have to worship them.


If the aliens want us to worship them then they will essentially be Gods. We'd just be looking behind the curtain.

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