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Let me paint a picture for you.

Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:12 pm
Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Member since Feb 2007
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:12 pm
Stay with me here... This is not for the faint of heart.

What if I told you the hurricanes, Covid, the riots, earthquakes, etc... Were all the work of... Some "other" group? Have I gotten your attention?

Now fast forward to next March 17 (I won't go into the details yet as to why this date is important) and let's say major earth shattering news is revealed about species from other planets being real. Then suddenly we see large space ship like vessels descend over the major cities of the US. Broadcasts directly to all international media stations are sent out introducing these aliens which are weird star wars like creatures (clearly not human).

They come in peace and state they are the architects of our world and have seen enough destruction and have come to make everything right again. Now, they lay down new rules for the world to get along and prosper. Most of the world governments go along with this after some new medicine is provided by the aliens which cures cancer on a massive scale and also herpes.

Months go by, religion is outlawed because these aliens have proven to be our gods. Laws are made that we have to worship them. Then come to find out, they aren't really aliens at all, but humans wearing alien suits pretending to be aliens (let's call them "the org") . The cancer medicine and the spaceships were all funded by Bill gates and soros. The scheme is uncovered by Clay Travis but it's too late.

I have spoken.
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:12 pm to
Where’s the picture?
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:13 pm to
Is this about the Bible?
Posted by Stexas
SWLA
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:13 pm to
like this?
Posted by Displaced
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:14 pm to
This post was edited on 7/27/20 at 2:14 pm
Posted by Splackavellie
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Posted by Centinel
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:14 pm to
Man this is so bad you'd even be kicked out of the Q thread.

Posted by JetsetNuggs
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:14 pm to
Annnnnd now I’m retarded
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:14 pm to
quote:

Let me paint a picture for you.


A regular Bob Rawce
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:14 pm to
quote:

Now fast forward to next March 17


Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:15 pm to
and that student's name was Einstein.
Posted by Commander Data
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:15 pm to
Thanks for this. I will never get back the 90 seconds it took to read this shite.
Posted by LSUJML
BR
Member since May 2008
45049 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

Now fast forward to next March 17 (I won't go into the details yet as to why this date is important)


Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83510 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:16 pm to
quote:

The scheme is uncovered by Clay Travis but it's too late.


I was with you till this

everyone know Clay Travis is a shill
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:17 pm to
Just wait until you see the revelations on page 5!!!
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:17 pm to
Pics dammit!
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:18 pm to
I want some of what you are smoking.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
23959 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:18 pm to
quote:

Stay with me here... This is not for the faint of heart.

What if I told you the hurricanes, Covid, the riots, earthquakes, etc... Were all the work of... Some "other" group? Have I gotten your attention?

Now fast forward to next March 17 (I won't go into the details yet as to why this date is important) and let's say major earth shattering news is revealed about species from other planets being real. Then suddenly we see large space ship like vessels descend over the major cities of the US. Broadcasts directly to all international media stations are sent out introducing these aliens which are weird star wars like creatures (clearly not human).

They come in peace and state they are the architects of our world and have seen enough destruction and have come to make everything right again. Now, they lay down new rules for the world to get along and prosper. Most of the world governments go along with this after some new medicine is provided by the aliens which cures cancer on a massive scale and also herpes.

Months go by, religion is outlawed because these aliens have proven to be our gods. Laws are made that we have to worship them. Then come to find out, they aren't really aliens at all, but humans wearing alien suits pretending to be aliens (let's call them "the org") . The cancer medicine and the spaceships were all funded by Bill gates and soros. The scheme is uncovered by Clay Travis but it's too late.

I have spoken.


Throw in some kaiju, and this is nearly the plot to "Godzilla: Final Wars."




Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101199 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:19 pm to
So, what'd they do with the aliens?
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39054 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:20 pm to
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and also herpes

This is the part that got me.
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