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Let me paint a picture for you.
Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:12 pm
Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:12 pm
Stay with me here... This is not for the faint of heart.
What if I told you the hurricanes, Covid, the riots, earthquakes, etc... Were all the work of... Some "other" group? Have I gotten your attention?
Now fast forward to next March 17 (I won't go into the details yet as to why this date is important) and let's say major earth shattering news is revealed about species from other planets being real. Then suddenly we see large space ship like vessels descend over the major cities of the US. Broadcasts directly to all international media stations are sent out introducing these aliens which are weird star wars like creatures (clearly not human).
They come in peace and state they are the architects of our world and have seen enough destruction and have come to make everything right again. Now, they lay down new rules for the world to get along and prosper. Most of the world governments go along with this after some new medicine is provided by the aliens which cures cancer on a massive scale and also herpes.
Months go by, religion is outlawed because these aliens have proven to be our gods. Laws are made that we have to worship them. Then come to find out, they aren't really aliens at all, but humans wearing alien suits pretending to be aliens (let's call them "the org") . The cancer medicine and the spaceships were all funded by Bill gates and soros. The scheme is uncovered by Clay Travis but it's too late.
I have spoken.
What if I told you the hurricanes, Covid, the riots, earthquakes, etc... Were all the work of... Some "other" group? Have I gotten your attention?
Now fast forward to next March 17 (I won't go into the details yet as to why this date is important) and let's say major earth shattering news is revealed about species from other planets being real. Then suddenly we see large space ship like vessels descend over the major cities of the US. Broadcasts directly to all international media stations are sent out introducing these aliens which are weird star wars like creatures (clearly not human).
They come in peace and state they are the architects of our world and have seen enough destruction and have come to make everything right again. Now, they lay down new rules for the world to get along and prosper. Most of the world governments go along with this after some new medicine is provided by the aliens which cures cancer on a massive scale and also herpes.
Months go by, religion is outlawed because these aliens have proven to be our gods. Laws are made that we have to worship them. Then come to find out, they aren't really aliens at all, but humans wearing alien suits pretending to be aliens (let's call them "the org") . The cancer medicine and the spaceships were all funded by Bill gates and soros. The scheme is uncovered by Clay Travis but it's too late.
I have spoken.
Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:14 pm to Tiger Ryno
This post was edited on 7/27/20 at 2:14 pm
Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:14 pm to Tiger Ryno
Man this is so bad you'd even be kicked out of the Q thread.
Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:14 pm to Tiger Ryno
Annnnnd now I’m retarded
Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:14 pm to Tiger Ryno
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Let me paint a picture for you.
A regular Bob Rawce
Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:14 pm to Tiger Ryno
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Now fast forward to next March 17
Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:15 pm to Tiger Ryno
and that student's name was Einstein.
Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:15 pm to Tiger Ryno
Thanks for this. I will never get back the 90 seconds it took to read this shite.
Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:15 pm to Tiger Ryno
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Now fast forward to next March 17 (I won't go into the details yet as to why this date is important)
Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:16 pm to Tiger Ryno
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The scheme is uncovered by Clay Travis but it's too late.
I was with you till this
everyone know Clay Travis is a shill
Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:17 pm to Tiger Ryno
Just wait until you see the revelations on page 5!!!
Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:18 pm to Tiger Ryno
I want some of what you are smoking.
Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:18 pm to Tiger Ryno
quote:
Stay with me here... This is not for the faint of heart.
What if I told you the hurricanes, Covid, the riots, earthquakes, etc... Were all the work of... Some "other" group? Have I gotten your attention?
Now fast forward to next March 17 (I won't go into the details yet as to why this date is important) and let's say major earth shattering news is revealed about species from other planets being real. Then suddenly we see large space ship like vessels descend over the major cities of the US. Broadcasts directly to all international media stations are sent out introducing these aliens which are weird star wars like creatures (clearly not human).
They come in peace and state they are the architects of our world and have seen enough destruction and have come to make everything right again. Now, they lay down new rules for the world to get along and prosper. Most of the world governments go along with this after some new medicine is provided by the aliens which cures cancer on a massive scale and also herpes.
Months go by, religion is outlawed because these aliens have proven to be our gods. Laws are made that we have to worship them. Then come to find out, they aren't really aliens at all, but humans wearing alien suits pretending to be aliens (let's call them "the org") . The cancer medicine and the spaceships were all funded by Bill gates and soros. The scheme is uncovered by Clay Travis but it's too late.
I have spoken.
Throw in some kaiju, and this is nearly the plot to "Godzilla: Final Wars."
Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:19 pm to Tiger Ryno
So, what'd they do with the aliens?
Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:20 pm to Tiger Ryno
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and also herpes
This is the part that got me.
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