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Legit WYHI: She's going to cook for you after

Posted on 10/6/18 at 6:46 am
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 10/6/18 at 6:46 am
There was a rather drunken discussion last night about how much attractiveness you would be willing to give up for home training.

So basically, coked out stripper vs your buddy's grandma who keeps a perfectly clean home and will cook for 50 family members at the drop of a hat.

So here is where it fell:

Ina Garten.





She's loaded. Idk if that sways your decision.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115391 posts
Posted on 10/6/18 at 6:48 am to
She’s rich. She can cook. She’s not morbidly obese and I assume has a working vagina.

That’s a yes.
Posted by poochie
Houma, la
Member since Apr 2007
6179 posts
Posted on 10/6/18 at 6:48 am to
Why not
Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
Member since Aug 2004
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Posted by geauxtigers87
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Posted by SpartyGator
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Member since Oct 2011
75337 posts
Posted on 10/6/18 at 6:51 am to
I wood
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 10/6/18 at 6:53 am to
Doable, but why settle for her when I can bag a 25 year old billionaire heiress?
Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
Member since Aug 2004
89831 posts
Posted on 10/6/18 at 6:53 am to
Rando, my man...you’re asking the wrong question.

The “WYHI” implies a one-nighter, or other short-term relationship. For Ina, you need to ask “WYMIOOC” - Would You Marry it Out of Convenience?

I would not “hit” Ina, but a marriage of convenience would certainly be on the table...
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
50086 posts
Posted on 10/6/18 at 6:53 am to
With. A bat.

I hate that snobbish, pretentious bitch.
Posted by USEyourCURDS
Member since Apr 2016
12059 posts
Posted on 10/6/18 at 6:57 am to
quote:

Rando


Honestly didn’t expect you to be the brgetthenet alter
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27345 posts
Posted on 10/6/18 at 6:58 am to
quote:

I would not “hit” Ina, but a marriage of convenience would certainly be on the table...



But you still have to sleep with her. Probably nightly given her rather Mediterranean diet.
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7193 posts
Posted on 10/6/18 at 7:00 am to
IWHI
Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
Member since Aug 2004
89831 posts
Posted on 10/6/18 at 7:00 am to
Yeah, I’m pretty conflicted on this one...

Is Giada still on the market? I’m gonna hold out and seee what happens there. I sent her an email a month or so ago, a reply should be coming any day now.
Posted by Marlbud
Member since Jun 2017
964 posts
Posted on 10/6/18 at 7:00 am to
I've done worse.
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 10/6/18 at 7:01 am to
A WYHI has been done on her a few times, including one I started.

They were all 50/50.

Btw, if hit it
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
31881 posts
Posted on 10/6/18 at 7:09 am to
She’s not pretentious. She is actually wealthy and connected. Snobbish? Ok.
Posted by lsubuddy
houma, la
Member since Jul 2014
4292 posts
Posted on 10/6/18 at 7:23 am to
Nothing unattractive bout Inari but Giada is the one
Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
4855 posts
Posted on 10/6/18 at 7:26 am to
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This post was edited on 6/14/20 at 9:32 pm
Posted by Kcprogguitar
Kansas City
Member since Oct 2014
887 posts
Posted on 10/6/18 at 7:32 am to
Her cousins are Sissy Spacek and guitarist/producer David Torn.

Not that that means jack frick to the topic.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41059 posts
Posted on 10/6/18 at 7:34 am to
I dumped a girl in college because the bitch burnt rice. How does anyone burn rice?!?!
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