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re: Legally, can one drive through protesters?

Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:19 pm to
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59355 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:19 pm to
Hold out boards with nails stuck in them out the car windows as you speed through the group

Molotov cocktails

Find the parents of a protestor and kill their dog with your bare hands
This post was edited on 8/11/15 at 10:20 pm
Posted by antibarner
Member since Oct 2009
26928 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:21 pm to
I still like my idea to open a lane..nobody can stand to be around cat shite.
Posted by ChunkyLover54
Member since Apr 2015
6670 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:21 pm to
Come on, if I'm getting out of the car I'm skinning them alive
Posted by GM
Baker
Member since May 2011
1062 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:23 pm to
Are we assuming that the protestors are real people?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135055 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:30 pm to
Spray them with lighter fluid. You'd be surprised how compliant people become once they are covered with an inflammable liquid.
Posted by antibarner
Member since Oct 2009
26928 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:30 pm to
If you dug deep enough a lot of them are on George Soros' payroll. We know for a fact this happened last time.
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
41936 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:40 pm to
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drive through them they break your window you fear for your life shoot em castle doctrine?



ESL?
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
79863 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:46 pm to
so long as you don't run them over.

yeah

if they don't move you can't hit them
Posted by jennBN
Member since Jun 2010
3250 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:52 pm to
A mom in a Subaru blew through a crowd in Oakland and drug a rioter for a block. No charges were filed. Don't know the legalities but it was publicized and filmed by a news crew.
Posted by Futures Bleak
Member since Jun 2014
3545 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:57 pm to
You're dumb as shite. Are they presenting any harmful threat to you? No? Then you wait for the cops to arrive and handle the situation


Dipshit
This post was edited on 8/11/15 at 10:58 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135055 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:59 pm to
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Are they presenting any harmful thret to you?



I have too poo. If I hold it to long it could result in an impacted bowel.

They aren't gonna kill me like they did john Wayne.

Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 11:02 pm to
Do it and let us know how it turns out
Posted by ChunkyLover54
Member since Apr 2015
6670 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 2:16 pm to
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Do it and let us know how it turns out


Didn't have to. This guy did.

LINK

Per comments:


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Check the law, restricting the movement of individuals is a crime. The Supreme Court recognized freedom of movement as a fundamental Constitutional right. In Paul v. Virginia, 75 U.S. 168 (1869), the Court defined freedom of movement as "right of free ingress into other States, and egress from them." This authority was given to the states, a position the Court held consistently through the years in cases such as Ward v. Maryland, 79 U.S. 418 (1871), the Slaughter-House Cases, 83 U.S. 36 (1873) and United States v. Harris, 106 U.S. 629 (1883). So by blocking the movement of traffic, all individuals blocking traffic are subjected to prosecution under state laws.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
34343 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 2:18 pm to
"They just jumped out in front of me officer."
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89507 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 2:18 pm to
Hand out job applications. They should all move out of your way.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20425 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 2:23 pm to
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I saw a fool at a gay pride parade in Istanbul stand in front of a pressure nozzle equipped riot control truck and just ask fo


This is one of the best opening lines for a bar story ever.
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
40185 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 2:25 pm to
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Where is Bull Connor and some fire trucks when you need them?


It takes a special kind of TD a-hole to type this.
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
60308 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 2:29 pm to
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You're dumb as shite. Are they presenting any harmful threat to you? No? Then you wait for the cops to arrive and handle the situation




Reginald Denny disagrees.
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23421 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 2:34 pm to
Can a citizen lawfully lob tear gas at these a-holes?
Posted by carlsoda
B Rah
Member since Dec 2009
5777 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 2:42 pm to
I don't think it is legal but if you have a jury of your "peers" then I would imagine they would find you not guilty.

I would idle through the crowd, bc frick them.

I can see it now

Judge: did you drive through the crowd on the interstate?
Me: yes your honor I did
Judge: Why did you do that? You could have killed someone
ME: No your honor, the real question is why is a crowd on the interstate? They shouldn't be there.

Jury of my peers: not guilty. the crowd should definitely not be on the interstate. Idling through gives them time to get out of the way

ETA: Jury of my peers would be middle class educated not bleeding hearted liberals. They would have sense...
This post was edited on 8/12/15 at 2:45 pm
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