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Posted on 3/30/23 at 12:16 pm to
Posted by Chadaristic
Member since Jan 2011
40898 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 12:16 pm to
Kind of looks like she used to be a man.
Posted by TheDeathValley
New Orleans, LA
Member since Sep 2010
18955 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 12:22 pm to
I am not saying I wouldn't, but the fake silicone lips, and all the plastic surgery really isn't my type.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
34920 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 12:29 pm to
quote:

am not saying I wouldn't, but the fake silicone lips, and all the plastic surgery really isn't my type


Right

These build a bear type women just do not do it for me

Pick these tits and these fake lips and these hair extensions
And bam ok now I’m a hot empowering woman that men desire
This post was edited on 3/30/23 at 12:31 pm
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
38336 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 12:37 pm to
quote:

50% real 50% silicon?


Silicon is real, it's not imaginary


But I'd say 50/50 natural vs synthetic sounds right. Would require closer inspection including the texture and elasticity of suspect body parts.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
53111 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 12:40 pm to
Yeah, her face looks photoshopped as frick.
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
18185 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 12:50 pm to
picture 1 was the best - then she meg ryan'd her lips.
Posted by Galactic Inquisitor
An Incredibly Distant Star
Member since Dec 2013
17537 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 12:51 pm to
Can't differentiate that from a tranny. I'm out.
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
14353 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:07 pm to
I’d put her on a monthly retainer for confidential services.
Posted by concrete_tiger
Member since May 2020
7274 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:21 pm to
I don't understand the puffy lips thing, just don't get it.
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
21266 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:22 pm to
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
59988 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:24 pm to
gross
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
7883 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 2:32 pm to
She's had more work done that I ever did on my dirt track car.
Posted by LSU316
Rice and Easy Baby!!!
Member since Nov 2007
29984 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 2:34 pm to
Wait...wait...wait...I'm supposed to believe she is a lawyer????

I realize sex can get you through college and law school...can it also get you a passing score on the BAR?
Posted by Double Oh
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2008
21799 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 2:42 pm to
quote:

whats are eprcentages here?

50% real 50% silicon?




shite more like 80/20 in favor of silicon
Posted by XenScott
Pensacola
Member since Oct 2016
3684 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 3:10 pm to
I do not understand the thick eyebrows, fat soup coolers, and tats.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83586 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

I'm supposed to believe she is a lawyer????



in Brazil you can take a couple of high school courses that are on the subject of possibly considering a career in law or dentistry, and that's the depth of it, every other girl you meet in a bar down there will tell you she's either a dentist or a lawyer, maybe both
Posted by Pitt Road
Floriduh
Member since Aug 2017
979 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 3:34 pm to
Looks like a small penis or monster clit in pic #5.

Surprised I'm the first to notice. OT going downhill fast, much dissapoint.
Posted by Pitt Road
Floriduh
Member since Aug 2017
979 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 3:34 pm to
Duplicate post, flush the damn buffer after the first submit is detected, software guys.
This post was edited on 3/30/23 at 3:38 pm
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
9543 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 3:37 pm to
That looks like a dude.
Posted by LSU316
Rice and Easy Baby!!!
Member since Nov 2007
29984 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 3:51 pm to
Oh I didn't get that she was Brazilian...I thought she was in the US.
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