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re: Latest List of "man card" issues for the OT baws to get worked up about...What else?

Posted on 1/9/25 at 9:59 am to
Posted by Bayou_Tiger_225
Third Earth
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11686 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 9:59 am to
Taking more than 3 days PTO after the birth of your child
Posted by sidewalkside
rent free in yo head
Member since Sep 2021
3342 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 10:42 am to
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Sports Forum


The OT Lounge???
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
2545 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 10:44 am to
You got 2 of the 3 wrong.

The worst is any man that sits to pee unless taking a shite. Pure pussy. Fact.
Posted by TulaneUVA
Member since Jun 2005
26083 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 10:46 am to
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Why are you talking to an old guy at the gym about his urination habits?


I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this
Posted by TulaneUVA
Member since Jun 2005
26083 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 10:47 am to
Carrying a pocket knife at all times
Posted by Grievous Angel
Tuscaloosa, AL
Member since Dec 2008
10328 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 10:48 am to
Overly wrought hair/skin/beard routines.

Also: coloring your grey.

Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
Undisclosed Secure Location
Member since Feb 2008
21901 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 10:49 am to
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Sitting to pee. (dark in the middle of the night, hell yeah I'm sitting)


Only time it’s acceptable.

quote:

Letting wife/gf drive


Did this over a long weekend when visiting out of state GF. Her car, she knew where she was going, I was a passenger prince drinking. First time ever, but I sort of could get used to it. She averaged 20+ over the limit and I played with her nether regions between drinks. Was kind of fun.
Posted by Grievous Angel
Tuscaloosa, AL
Member since Dec 2008
10328 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 10:49 am to
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Carrying a pocket knife at all times


I don't think you understood the assignment.
Posted by lsuconnman
Baton rouge
Member since Feb 2007
3639 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 11:00 am to
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This post was edited on 2/7/25 at 10:50 am
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
20922 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 11:06 am to
My take on these:

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Porsche killing off manual transmission in most of their 911's.
(I've driven manual for many many years it's overrated. Especially in commuter traffic)



I love driving cars with manual transmissions...but Porsche is killing it off because demand isn't high enough. It's a business decision for them, then so be it.

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Turning off you car while pumping gas.
(Apparently real men keep it running)


Lots of women leave their car running while they pump gas. I guess these guys are just all about equality and wanting to do it like the ladies...More power to them, I guess.

quote:

Sitting to pee.
(dark in the middle of the night, hell yeah I'm sitting)



Sitting down to pee actually empties the bladder more completely...so the older guys who have enlarged prostates should absolutely sit down to pee. People used to think sitting reduced the risk of prostate cancer, but there is no evidence to support this. I really couldn't care less either way on what people choose to do...but am showing that there is actually a physiological reason some older men may benefit in sitting.

Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
20922 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 11:09 am to
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Letting your wife drive or operate the grill.



My wife (no pics) was a research food scientist for 20 years. Sometimes she will grill something herself...but probably 90% of the time, if it's being cooked on the grill or on the Blackstone, I'm the one doing it.
Posted by Lake08
Member since Jun 2023
1930 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 11:09 am to
Real men leave their car running? Why is this more masculine? Dumb
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
38457 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 11:14 am to
quote:

Sitting to pee.
(dark in the middle of the night, hell yeah I'm sitting)



Yea I mean this really is a man card thing. I'm sorry, unless you're old and it takes you 5 minutes to get your piss out, this is gay.
Posted by lsuconnman
Baton rouge
Member since Feb 2007
3639 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 11:15 am to
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My wife (no pics) was a research food scientist for 20 years. Sometimes she will grill something herself...but probably 90% of the time, if it's being cooked on the grill or on the Blackstone, I'm the one doing it.


That’s about as logical as finding a male pediatrician to breastfeed your children.
Posted by CajunPhil
Chimes
Member since Aug 2013
778 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 11:18 am to
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what grinds my gears is when I leave it running and out pumping gas my damn wife always reaches over and turns the car off.


Best way to distract her is to light a cigar as you hold gas nozzle and insert it into gas tank fitting. If you dribble a little gas onto ground while removing nozzle of course toss your cigar or cigarette butt into the puddle.
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
38457 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 11:19 am to
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Real men leave their car running? Why is this more masculine? Dumb


There's an 8 page thread on it right now. I don't think a single person that leaves it running has insinuated that they do it because it's more masculine. I keep it running simply so I can sit in it with a normal temperature instead of whatever the hell ridiculous temp it is in Louisiana.
Posted by sidewalkside
rent free in yo head
Member since Sep 2021
3342 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 11:22 am to
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Yea I mean this really is a man card thing. I'm sorry, unless you're old and it takes you 5 minutes to get your piss out, this is gay.


Why would anyone want to turn on the lights and wake themselves up even more just to pee in the middle of the night?

And if you say "just get a night light and you can see"...then you've a major case of the gay.
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
23252 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 11:25 am to
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I've driven manual for many many years it's overrated.



quote:

Turning off you car while pumping gas.
(Apparently real men keep it running)



quote:

Sitting to pee.
(dark in the middle of the night, hell yeah I'm sitting)

Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
25863 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 11:29 am to
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I have had a manual car since I have had my license and plan on keeping one as long as possible.

Only thing I've ever owned. Automatic drivers:
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
20922 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 11:33 am to
quote:

My wife (no pics) was a research food scientist for 20 years. Sometimes she will grill something herself...but probably 90% of the time, if it's being cooked on the grill or on the Blackstone, I'm the one doing it.


quote:

That’s about as logical as finding a male pediatrician to breastfeed your children.




ETA...misread your post. Thought you were saying it is illogical for her to grill. Re-read it...yep...she is the better cook, but if it runs off of propane (actually our grill is piped Natural Gas...but still), I'm the one doing it.
This post was edited on 1/9/25 at 11:37 am
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