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re: Language may not be sfw. Gents club question ,no pics.

Posted on 6/18/19 at 1:40 pm to
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21151 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 1:40 pm to
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I had a stripper at illusions slap her pussy and pussy juice went into my eye. Kinda grossed me out a little.
Posted by DemonKA3268
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21151 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 1:42 pm to
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I THINK what OP is asking is - does getting an erection during a lap dance gross out the dancer.


What the hell would they expect to happen...
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
6054 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 1:42 pm to
i think my iq dropped after reading this dribble.
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19220 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 1:42 pm to
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so strippers love serving me. From my experience, and again it’s probably different from than average guy’s, is that strippers love to get physical with me and get upset if I don’t appear excited to do the same.





"I bet you think strippers like you too"
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25851 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 1:43 pm to
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Never even knew that Oweo had a twin brother until now


My take is that this is an OweO alter, but similar to what you're getting at, as the post reads like an OweO post.



Edit to add:
One would think they're used to and expect erections. Now, I would also expect some or most to be a bit weirded out if a dude jizzes in his pants from just a lap dance. Though, this may be taken as a compliment and acknowledgement of a job well done.
This post was edited on 6/18/19 at 1:46 pm
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
65294 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 1:43 pm to
I dont think I have ever not had an erection while looking at naked women
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 1:43 pm to
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The question is, do you think strippers gets grossed out when a dude gets a boner during lap dance....


what are you 10 yrs old?

whats the point if you dont get aroused, they only have a right to get insulted if you dont
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
65294 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 1:44 pm to
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Jon Ham


Is the wifi fast enough to play farmville in the club?
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
10486 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 1:45 pm to
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I had a stripper at illusions slap her pussy and pussy juice went into my eye.

Kinda grossed me out a little.


I had one in Florida squeeze her titties while she was dancing on stage and milk juice squirted on me.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73926 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 1:45 pm to
wtf am i reading here?
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
10476 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 1:49 pm to
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Have you ever wondered if a slight growth of some sort grosses out the lap dancer? 


Well, when you describe an erection using those particular words, it does sound a little gross.
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
6376 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 1:51 pm to
I think he’s asking when you get a hard penis does it gross the dancer out
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73926 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 1:52 pm to
well shite, i thought maybe he had a huge mole on his face or something.
Posted by Jdiggy
Member since Nov 2016
736 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 1:54 pm to
That’s what I thought, like a tumor on top of your thigh.
Posted by AUstar
Member since Dec 2012
19289 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 1:54 pm to
Sadly I have to admit that my buddies and I had a lot of experience in our 20's with strip clubs. The best ones were in TN because they were full nude at the time. (Nashville and Memphis both had great clubs with OT 8+ bishes). I was actually shocked how hot some of these bishes were. I didn't expect it. To be that hot and be a stripper, they HAD to be making bank.

Anyway I had a dancer grinding on me and I was hard as a rock. She made a comment like "nice dick" and then grinded her tits on my cock. It didn't seem to bother her at all. I mean they see boners every fricking day, so it would be rather odd if it bothered them. Of course, it depends on the guy. I was in my 20's, nice and lean, fairly good looking and dressed well. I wasn't a slob like some of the dudes in there.

But make no mistake, unless you are driving a Lambo or are a rock star or something, you ARE NOT going to impress the girls at Platinum Plus (back in the 2000's). They can get any dude they want IRL and don't need you. NFL players and the like frequented there. (One exception might be if you're a coke or smack dealer, they might be interested. Most of them did coke to stay lean).

I just wish I had all my money back. Seriously. Those places are for sex addicts and addicts are prone to blowing their money to support their habits. These clubs know how to reel you in so you come back for more.

I have a ton of crazy stories, though. So in a way it was worth it.
Posted by Kyrie Eleison
Waco, Texas
Member since Jul 2012
1586 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 1:54 pm to
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I had a stripper at illusions slap her pussy and pussy juice went into my eye.

Kinda grossed me out a little.



Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21151 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 1:56 pm to
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I had one in Florida squeeze her titties while she was dancing on stage and milk juice squirted on me.
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 2:10 pm to
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Do some of y'all treat it like an English test. If there are too many mistakes it's a downvote?


Oh just you wait. You haven't seen the half of it. Your in for a huge supperise.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25693 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 2:20 pm to
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strippers love to get physical with me and get upset if I don’t appear excited to do the same.


Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25693 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 2:22 pm to
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quote:
Have you ever wondered if a slight growth of some sort grosses out the lap dancer?



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Well, when you describe an erection using those particular words, it does sound a little gross.


I thought he was talking about a big wart on his face.
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