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Kind of gross, bizarre things you find oddly satisfying?(NSFL)
Posted on 8/12/20 at 8:28 am
Posted on 8/12/20 at 8:28 am
1.)When you use a q-tip to get that waxy buildup out your ear
It’s damn near orgasmic when it hits “the spot”.
Imagine being A king and getting a blowjob, while another woman cleans your ear out, while another one scratches your back, and you are watching your team win the Natty while you do it. (Most fans not eligible, sorry).
2. Finally getting a big booger out your nose that’s been bothering you.
Finally getting a big Ol honker out of there and suddenly you can breathe again.
Yeah, it’s gross but damn is it relieving
3. Popping a big pimple
Especially a painful one with a big head that as soon as it explodes in that gross geyser of asian, you breathe a sigh of instant relief.
What weird things do you find oddly satisfying?
It’s damn near orgasmic when it hits “the spot”.
Imagine being A king and getting a blowjob, while another woman cleans your ear out, while another one scratches your back, and you are watching your team win the Natty while you do it. (Most fans not eligible, sorry).
2. Finally getting a big booger out your nose that’s been bothering you.
Finally getting a big Ol honker out of there and suddenly you can breathe again.
Yeah, it’s gross but damn is it relieving
3. Popping a big pimple
Especially a painful one with a big head that as soon as it explodes in that gross geyser of asian, you breathe a sigh of instant relief.
What weird things do you find oddly satisfying?
This post was edited on 8/12/20 at 8:31 am
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Posted on 8/12/20 at 8:31 am to fr33manator
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Posted on 8/12/20 at 8:32 am to fr33manator
Scratching the funk beneath your toenail then smelling it after. You can’t sniff it just once!
Posted on 8/12/20 at 8:32 am to fr33manator
Unleashing a massive, sinister dump on your toilet after it's been brewing for a while.
Feels like exorcising a demon.
Feels like exorcising a demon.
Posted on 8/12/20 at 8:33 am to fr33manator
I still get zits at my old age
Doctor said it would go away after 18
Doctor said it would go away after 18
Posted on 8/12/20 at 8:33 am to fr33manator
Posted on 8/12/20 at 8:33 am to NewIberiaHaircut
It’s the king of the magic nose goblins.
I think I got a prince this morning. It was quite impressive. And then I could breathe. That’s what inspired this thread.
I think I got a prince this morning. It was quite impressive. And then I could breathe. That’s what inspired this thread.
Posted on 8/12/20 at 8:38 am to fr33manator
All of them.
I’ve been out of Q-tips for a week and have been using doubled up pipe cleaners to clean my ears.
I’ve been out of Q-tips for a week and have been using doubled up pipe cleaners to clean my ears.
Posted on 8/12/20 at 8:38 am to whitetiger1234
I shouldn’t have clicked this thread
Posted on 8/12/20 at 8:40 am to fr33manator
Popping a juicy pimple... few things more oddly satisfying.
Also plucking an ingrown hair.
Also plucking an ingrown hair.
Posted on 8/12/20 at 8:41 am to fr33manator
You go to scratch your nose and there is a big rope of a hair hanging out. You pull that sucker and it is anchored way up high. It brings tears to your eyes and you lose a few IQ points but totally worth it.
Posted on 8/12/20 at 8:45 am to Mr Clean
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still get zits at my old age
Doctor said it would go away after 18
you have to mentally age past 18. that is my problem
Posted on 8/12/20 at 8:45 am to fr33manator
Pulling one of those elastic snot type boogers that it feels like it's coming from your brain.
When you experience something that is moderately painful - but the feeling a little after once the pain has started to go away and it feels good.
When you take the clean shite
When you experience something that is moderately painful - but the feeling a little after once the pain has started to go away and it feels good.
When you take the clean shite
Posted on 8/12/20 at 8:49 am to DavidTheGnome
David the Gnome getting on Fr33 about starting shitty threads. Who could have seen it coming?
Posted on 8/12/20 at 8:50 am to fr33manator
Left out a good shite. 
Posted on 8/12/20 at 8:53 am to fr33manator
Posted on 8/12/20 at 8:57 am to fr33manator
Scratching your arse while wiping arse at same time
Posted on 8/12/20 at 9:01 am to fishfighter
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Left out a good shite.
Figured I’d leave some input for y’all.
But yeah, that’s top 5. When you are holding it in for what seems like forever, and every place you stop, you do the waddle walk inside, only to find the bathroom closed or occupied or in some foul disarray...so you penguin walk back to the truck and set off on your poop quest. Then you finally find a bathroom and it’s clean, private, and cool...and you look like this
Committing an absolute war crime in the toilet. Like you need an old priest and a young priest kind of shite.
Here’s a random ice cream gif
And afterwards...well, you know how Hawaii is mostly underwater and just the tip sticks out the surface?
Yeah...that
Posted on 8/12/20 at 9:04 am to GAAtty70
quote:
It brings tears to your eyes and you lose a few IQ points but totally worth it.
Posted on 8/12/20 at 9:06 am to NewIberiaHaircut
Picking that weird knot of dead skin out of your scalp. Sometimes it's tangled around a hair or two and you have to slide it all the way down the hair to get it out.
Pinch and roll.
Pinch and roll.
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