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re: Kim Jung Un holed up w/ his "Pleasue Squad"

Posted on 5/1/20 at 8:09 pm to
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 8:09 pm to
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What’s the point of being a ruthless dictator if you can’t have a Pleasure Squad?


The little flags on the fender of your car are pretty cool, too. It's like truck nuts but add a couple of digits.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
31101 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 8:10 pm to
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I watch too much porn


You should have stopped here.
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 8:12 pm to
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Defectors from North Korea even say the girls have to undergo invasive medical examinations to prove they’re virgins before they can join.


Kim Jung Un doesn’t know what he is doing.

One 32 year old that knows what she is doing is worth 500 virgins.
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 8:15 pm to
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Have you even been to North Korea, bro? Getting to 1000 OT5's would be damned difficult, and that's after you fed them for a week


Korean women are beautiful. Do some research.
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Lift every voice and sing
Member since Oct 2011
41525 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 8:15 pm to
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I watch too much porn to frick a girl who can’t suck cock and ride me like an animal.
this

2,000 pure sluts > 2,000 virgins
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53839 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 8:17 pm to
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2,000 pure sluts > 2,000 virgins

2 or 3 virgins in I'm going to want a pro.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8846 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 8:18 pm to
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a harem of 2,000 sex slaves, a report said Friday.




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The 2,000-strong harem is said to be made to sing and dance for the nation’s elite — but also take part in bizarre sexual games and orgies




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The girls would then be kept in party leaders’ mansions and had to do whatever they were told


Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 8:19 pm to
Upvote for the work
Posted by mpar98
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2006
8041 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 8:20 pm to
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Have you even been to North Korea, bro? Getting to 1000 OT5's would be damned difficult, and that's after you fed them for a week


You been? Bro? Do you even sarcasm?
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
12045 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 8:21 pm to
No wonder Rodman likes this guy
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49213 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 8:27 pm to
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Have you even been to North Korea, bro? 
Yea, it's like the Florida of the Asian world. Everyone all over the world travels to North Korea bc it's such a known vacation destination.
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 8:29 pm to
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So he’s not dead?


Sounds like his dick is.
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
24717 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 8:33 pm to
so, he almost dies from a heart procedure then he hides out recovering with 2000 women?

If he isn't dead yet, he will be. His heart will explode from all the secks, or he'll commit suicide.
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
7085 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 8:33 pm to

This post was edited on 5/13/21 at 7:31 am
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
16369 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 8:49 pm to
Yeah, but they're all ugly-arse North Koreans.
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9735 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 8:52 pm to
are these the chicks that were at the Olympics that everyone was swooning over?
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
40388 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 8:57 pm to
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Kim Jung Un holed up w/ his "Pleasue Squad"


quote:

So he’s not dead?


I guess you could say he has been res-ERECTED.
This post was edited on 5/1/20 at 8:58 pm
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
16214 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 9:03 pm to
“Me so hungry.”
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24373 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 9:04 pm to
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holed up w/ his "Pleasue Squad"


As one does.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53839 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 9:04 pm to
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