re: Kid is a cheat code playing football against supposedly 6 year olds

Aggies probably remember Ja'Mar Toombs. My niece was a pee wee cheerleader for his team in Pine Tree. At 8 he looked just like this around the other kids. Just a monster. They wouldn't let him carry the ball but he wrecked them left and right on the OL and DL. It was pretty fun to watch.

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No way those are 6 year olds

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They're super young. You can see that one kid from the defense with his size too big helmet on looking around like "wtf is this shite?" Theyre definitely very young kids. Kid toting the mail looks like a high school freshmen playing 3rd graders.

I bet his birth certificate looks like this

When I was in middle school, there was a kid like that who was much taller than everyone, and surpassed all others athletically. I transferred to a different high school, and then only saw him a couple years after graduation. It was like he stopped growing in 8th grade. I was taller than him, which 12 year old me would've thought impossible years before.

Played against a kid like that in little league football. He ran roughshod over the whole league. It turned out he was 4 years older than the rest of us; his little brother had signed up to play but didn't want to play, so he just pretended to be his little brother and used his birth certificate

looks like someone faked his birth certificate to let him be a star athlete, but they arent smart enough to understand when he gets to draft level he will be a 30 yr old and be much slower then all the 20 yr olds he competes with

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Jesus, that ain’t natural

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And he ain't 6

I played against a kid like that in pewee. Was 9/10 year old age group, but still. Baw was pushing 200-220 and like 5’10.

Thankfully he was fat as frick and couldn’t run like that. He played Nose Tackle and myself and our center had fun double teaming his big arse

#29 on defense on the first play made a business decision on that tackle. He wasn't bout dat life.

That was my son the first year he played. He was 8 turning 9. My son's birthday was a few days behind the cut off date. He was a 9 year old the entire season, while playing with 6-8 year olds. We didn't let him move up because it was his first year and we didn't know how he would adjust. Know what I know now, he should've played up.