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arseinclarse
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Kevin Bacon crashes car looking for Kelly Kapowski's poon on his phone
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Police are warning drivers to get off their cellphones after they say a Wells River man sideswiped a police cruiser while trying to multitask on his device. It happened Thursday afternoon in Thetford. Police say Kevin Bacon, 55, was searching on his phone for an episode of the '90s television sitcom "Saved by the Bell" while he was driving down Interstate 91. They say he sideswiped a police cruiser parked in the breakdown lane with flashing blue lights. Bacon then continued north, fleeing the scene, according to police. The trooper was able to catch Bacon and he was arrested for gross negligent operation, leaving the scene of a crash, texting while driving, and operation on approach of emergency vehicles. He'll be in court later next month.


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Mingo Was His NameO
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re: Kevin Bacon crashes car looking for Kelly Kapowski's poon on his phone
Probably worth it


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TDsngumbo
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re: Kevin Bacon crashes car looking for Kelly Kapowski's poon on his phone
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crashes car looking for Kelly Kapowski's poon on his phone

Who here hasn't?


PCRammer
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re: Kevin Bacon crashes car looking for Kelly Kapowski's poon on his phone
IF you haven't run across the Funny or Die series Zack Morris is Trash videos do yourself a favor and click this
If you watched SBTB


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PiscesTiger
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re: Kevin Bacon crashes car looking for Kelly Kapowski's poon on his phone
If only this headline was what I thought it was. Still pretty funny.


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upgrayedd
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re: Kevin Bacon crashes car looking for Kelly Kapowski's poon on his phone
Rookie mistake. Always call for a timeout


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tigerpimpbot
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re: Kevin Bacon crashes car looking for Kelly Kapowski's poon on his phone
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looking for Kelly Kapowski's poon


So I'm within one degree of Kevin Bacon


whoisnickdoobs
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Saskwatch
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re: Kevin Bacon crashes car looking for Kelly Kapowski's poon on his phone
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Kevin Bacon


I bet no one mistakes that guy for Kevin Bacon.



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re: Kevin Bacon crashes car looking for Kelly Kapowski's poon on his phone
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Kelly Kapowski's poon

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ETA: Chris Penn screaming "Bud Light Lime!!" In background?
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deltaland
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re: Kevin Bacon crashes car looking for Kelly Kapowski's poon on his phone
He looks like Heisenberg


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PhantomMenace
Member since Oct 2017
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re: Kevin Bacon crashes car looking for Kelly Kapowski's poon on his phone
I know a girl who was asked by local authorities not to go into her own front yard after she had caused three wrecks and several close calls in one summer. Good thing her swimming pool was in the rear yard or they would have had to close the highway as a matter of public safety.


caliegeaux
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re: Kevin Bacon crashes car looking for Kelly Kapowski's poon on his phone
i like to sideswipe kapowski's poon with my bacon


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Cump11b
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I know a girl who was asked by local authorities not to go into her own front yard after she had caused three wrecks and several close calls in one summer


I need pics to judge the validity of this statement


TheHarahanian
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re: Kevin Bacon crashes car looking for Kelly Kapowski's poon on his phone

It's more embarrassing to be a 55-year old dude who watches Saved by the Bell, than it is to sideswipe a cop car.


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I know a girl who was asked by local authorities not to go into her own front yard after she had caused three wrecks and several close calls in one summer

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BigDropper
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re: Kevin Bacon crashes car looking for Kelly Kapowski's poon on his phone
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Kelly Kapowski's poon

Shaved by the Bell


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AtticusOSullivan
Member since Mar 2016
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re: Kevin Bacon crashes car looking for Kelly Kapowski's poon on his phone
Is that Jimmy Fallon in the timeout gif?

Nvm I see that must be from SNL or his show. Thought it was original at first.
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LSUballs
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re: Kevin Bacon crashes car looking for Kelly Kapowski's poon on his phone
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Stacey Carosi caused my crash.



Gross. She look like life long smoker at 16


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