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re: Kate Beckinsale claimed her daughter Lily’s Jewish boyfriend laid two eggs in one week

Posted on 11/25/25 at 5:35 pm to
Posted by saintsfan22
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 5:35 pm to
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 5:38 pm to
I knew I saw the Jew egg trope from somewhere but couldn't place it until your gif



Posted by LEASTBAY
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 5:45 pm to
Chicken eggs?
Posted by tiggerthetooth
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 5:51 pm to
Her voice sounds AWFUL.

Was she a smoker?
Posted by The Third Leg
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 5:56 pm to
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I mean, it's TMZ and from Kimmel last night and if you search her name it's headlines all over. Has nothing to do with my algo, retard

Resident OT genius doesn’t understand how algorithms work.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 6:16 pm to
She's a whackjob but I do like the Underworld movies.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 6:24 pm to
Man she has fallen bigly.

Thanks, Pete Davidson.

Also, is this a trans sort of thing? Because she’s calling him a boyfriend, but also says the egg came out of “his vagina.” So is it really a chick (no pun intended)?

And I’m not sure I would’ve been able to prevent myself from making her look like a total idiot if I were Kimmel. But then again, if I were Kimmel I’d have likely killed my self a long time ago.
This post was edited on 11/25/25 at 6:27 pm
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 6:24 pm to
Lizard People
Posted by Sun God
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 6:37 pm to
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Why are all of these celebrities looking like caucasian somalians lately? They're all taking the fat shots?

Buccal fat removal aka body dysmorphia
Posted by Camp Randall
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 6:37 pm to
Not crazy enough to click
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 6:41 pm to
Lizard people shite
Posted by GoldenGuy
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 6:44 pm to
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So, that's where the Jews keep their nest eggs?


No mention of them being gold, so I’m calling bullshite
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 6:47 pm to
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Kate’s falloff is real and it’s sad


This. It is sad.
Posted by East Coast Band
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 6:48 pm to
Regardless of looks, I'd never want to be with a heathenistic Hollywood actress.
Posted by forkedintheroad
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 6:48 pm to
Plot twist: him "laying two eggs" is slang for spraying her and her daughter's guts.
This post was edited on 11/25/25 at 6:49 pm
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 6:49 pm to
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Lizard People


They aren't even trying to hide it anymore.
Posted by Jimmyboy
Member since May 2025
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 6:51 pm to
Maybe two eggs as in ovarian eggs? Yes men can produce eggs and lily will fertilize them with her female semen. Good for you Kate!
Posted by Lord of Bees
Member since Jul 2024
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 7:12 pm to
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Desperate for attention, I guess


OP, pot calling the kettle black.
Posted by stout
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 7:13 pm to
Yea totally!
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 7:13 pm to
Maybe aliens are finally taking us over
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