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Just had cataract surgery

Posted on 10/21/26 at 11:33 pm
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
8295 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 11:33 pm
Surgery was a breeze, but when they say you can’t rub your eye for 2 weeks…they’re kidding, right?

Might as well submit me to Chinese water torture.
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63924 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 11:39 pm to
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Surgery was a breeze, but when they say you can’t rub your eye for 2 weeks…they’re kidding, right?


Man, that would be tough on me! Damn sure would not want to do it during allergy season!

I am gettting to that age as well.
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
51935 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 11:54 pm to
I was fine in a few days
Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
14255 posts
Posted on 10/22/26 at 12:01 am to
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Might as well submit me to Chinese water torture.


It’s called hunting wild snakes at night.
Posted by uscpuke
Member since Jan 2004
6542 posts
Posted on 10/22/26 at 12:04 am to
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Just had cataract surgery


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11:33 pm


This post was edited on 10/22/26 at 12:05 am
Posted by OWLFAN86
Arrogant Dickweed
Member since Jun 2004
199737 posts
Posted on 10/22/26 at 12:05 am to
Castrated surgery!!!

Yikes
Posted by Ben Rumson
Anywhere but a town
Member since Sep 2026
391 posts
Posted on 10/22/26 at 12:17 am to
Do you get some numbing drops or anything like that ?

like maybe morphine?
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106972 posts
Posted on 10/22/26 at 1:07 am to
The month of eyedrops were a pain in the arse to me, but worth it.

Me to Dr before my surgery: "I probably shouldn't be driving at night."

Dr: "you shouldn't be driving at all."

I have an extreme phobia of needles and medical care in general. My BP was through the roof the first time and the sedation wore off in the middle of it and they had to dose me again. The second time they gave me a Valium to take at home before I went to the hospital.
Posted by Slingscode
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2011
2334 posts
Posted on 10/22/26 at 4:51 am to
Generally, its not a good idea to rub your eyes
Posted by BHM
Member since Jun 2012
4221 posts
Posted on 10/22/26 at 5:09 am to
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?

Because they don't have any balls to scratch.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
31234 posts
Posted on 10/22/26 at 5:40 am to
My buddy Ray had cataract surgery then drove himself home.



True Story
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
77055 posts
Posted on 10/22/26 at 6:34 am to
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but when they say you can’t rub your eye for 2 weeks
Thats a euphemism for rub one out.

You need to try to keep up.
Posted by SouthPlains
Member since Jul 2023
1150 posts
Posted on 10/22/26 at 8:10 am to
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cataract


quote:

Chinese water torture


You should have bought a Lincoln.
Posted by Dave Worth
Metairie
Member since Dec 2003
1947 posts
Posted on 10/22/26 at 10:47 am to
Had it done two years ago. One of the best things I ever did. Had very bad near sighted vision. My vision was so bad the did one eye on a Tuesday and the other eye Thursday. They said I wouldn’t be able to handle the normal two weeks between eyes because of the disparity.

Now I have 20/20 vision. I got the lenses that give you perfect vision except for things real close. So I do use readers when reading. I can see okay without them…good enough reading emails or things on my phone. But the readers help. The only issue is this lens gives lights a halo effect. All lights. The little pin light showing my Apple TV box is on has halos. The first time I got on the interstate at night during rush hour was a little insane. Every brake light, street light, headlight was like an acid trip. You do get used to that over a few months to where your brain just ignores it.

The rubbing eyes was hard. I’m real bad about that. For the first year I was scared I would forget and ruin my eye. But never any issues and today I rub them like I always did (that’s what she said). I went in looking to talk about lasik because my vision had gotten worse and they found my biggest issue…bad cataracts at 49 years old. I was paranoid about needles in my eye but it was fine and well worth it.

Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
10854 posts
Posted on 10/22/26 at 10:50 am to
LOL just got back from taking my mom to have her second eye done. She keeps wanting to take the shield off.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
37863 posts
Posted on 10/22/26 at 11:05 am to
My dad just had it done as well. Said the surgery was easy.

But they did one eye at each of two different appointments.
This post was edited on 10/22/26 at 11:05 am
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
8295 posts
Posted on 10/22/26 at 11:12 am to
I just had the left eye done. Blurriness seemed to set in literally overnight and waiting 6 weeks for the first available surgery date was rough. They said I have a cataract in my right eye as well, but my vision seems fine in that one aside from needing reading glasses.

But after getting the surgery done yesterday in the left eye, I can already tell that with my right eye everything looks a tad darker with a slight yellowish tint. Will probably get that one done in a few months.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
17314 posts
Posted on 10/22/26 at 11:35 am to
On the bayou we call this Cadillac surgery
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
217012 posts
Posted on 10/22/26 at 11:45 am to
Getting my right eye gone next week and left eye done 2 weeks later.
Posted by Tiger in the Sticks
Back in the Boot
Member since Jan 2007
2089 posts
Posted on 10/22/26 at 1:55 pm to
I had it done last year; they did “drop-less” surgery & I was relieved I didn’t have to use eyedrops post-surgery. I slept in the recliner with the old people goggles so I didn’t scratch. It was amazing how vivid colors are after you heal.
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