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re: Just had a Seinfeld/Poppie moment with a co-worker in the bathroom...
Posted on 9/14/23 at 4:33 pm to Y.A. Tittle
Posted on 9/14/23 at 4:33 pm to Y.A. Tittle
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Y'all fellow waiters? Or just office workers?
What about the duck? Was it more succulent than ever before?
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Posted on 9/14/23 at 4:38 pm to tigerfoot
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because you came in a bathroom. Touched items, possibly flushed a urinal. It is just a practice that keeps shite cleaner.
i touch as little as possible.
i will use just the tips of my fingers to open a door. I'm not flushing a urinal either. It better have auto flushing on it or be low enough for me to use my foot to flush it.
I've washed my hands before i've peed more than i've washed my hands after i've peed.
If they put a sink outside of the bathroom to wash my hands, then i'd wash my hands just about every time i used the bathroom assuming i had to touch the door to get out the bathroom.
Again, i'm not peeing on myself, and i don't understand why some of your dicks are so disgusting you feel the need to wash your hands just b/c you barely touched it.
Posted on 9/14/23 at 4:43 pm to finchmeister08
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I highly doubt your forearm or calf muscle is more dirty than the area in your pants where you piss, shite, fart, and sweat all day.
Well, i don't piss on my self.
When i shite, i do so at home, with my bidet, and my arse is clean as a whistle after i shite, and i wash my hands after i shite like everyone should.
farting isn't shitting (most of the time), and i don't fart on my dick. I wish i had that problem.
If i'm sweating all day, then yeah my dick is dirty, and you know what, so is the rest of my body, and i'd probably wash my hands before i peed, but there's still no reason to wash after if i didn't get splashback b/c i'd be wearing athletic shorts and i'd just lift a short leg up and pee that way without touching anything.
Explain to me why your dick is so dirty in an office setting that you have to wash your hands after you barely touch it?
Posted on 9/14/23 at 4:46 pm to paperwasp
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Jerry shooting that episode:
Posted on 9/14/23 at 4:59 pm to StringMusic
Came to make a succulent duck joke
Posted on 9/14/23 at 7:27 pm to finchmeister08
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I bet your the type to take a test sniff before you decide to take a shower or not.
I feel attacked
Posted on 9/14/23 at 7:34 pm to finchmeister08
I do just about anything I can to avoid touching the handle leaving or entering anywhere. I’ll grab the top of the door, push open a door anywhere but the most obvious place, use a paper towel, but if I absolutely must grab a handle, I use one finger from my left hand and wipe it quickly.
If only all places were required to install those foot grab things at the bottom.
If only all places were required to install those foot grab things at the bottom.
Posted on 9/14/23 at 7:38 pm to finchmeister08
Played in a golf tournement a while back and walked in the restroom to urinate before teeing off. had a guy blowing it up in the stall then walk out. And I’ll be damned if it wasn’t one of the guys we played against and shook his hand like a moron not 15 minutes later ???????
Posted on 9/14/23 at 7:44 pm to Bob Sacamano 89
Ya’ll women need to grow up. If it bothers you so much that another man doesn’t wash his hands carry one of those bedazzled hand sanitizer holders on your key chain like a little biatch. I don’t disagree you should wash your hands, but there’s a hell of a lot of things that go on daily that you don’t even think about that are probably nastier. Like grabbing your front office door to enter work.
Posted on 9/14/23 at 7:45 pm to finchmeister08
My wife asked me today if I had taken a bath (I hadn’t).
I asked why and she said because I smelled like poop.
Gonna have to review my pooping hygiene regimen I guess…
I asked why and she said because I smelled like poop.
Gonna have to review my pooping hygiene regimen I guess…
Posted on 9/14/23 at 7:48 pm to Philzilla
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Be glad nobody peed on your new sofa
That was a loveseat not a sofa.
2 cushions
Posted on 9/14/23 at 8:15 pm to finchmeister08
Nothing pisses me off more than the automatic hand dryers. Completely negates washing your hands. Just blowing shite particles and God knows what else everywhere
This post was edited on 9/14/23 at 8:16 pm
Posted on 9/14/23 at 8:27 pm to finchmeister08
Noticed a guy in the stall next to me either had the stealth of a ninja when pulling toilet paper and wiping, or just didn't wipe at all (and he definitely had a "movement"). He just got up and walked out of the stall, which obviously got my attention. He then doesn't wash his hands. I could see his pants and shoes as he walked past my stall. Pass by the coffee shop in the lobby of the building only to find out he's the guy working there. Will never go there again.
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