Just had a Seinfeld/Poppie moment with a co-worker in the bathroom...

I love the ones who "rinse" off their fingers and think it is acceptable.

Y'all fellow waiters? Or just office workers?

Happened to me at a Mexican restaurant in the last month. I walked to the front and told my wife we were leaving.

Talk about something killing your appetite. No way I wanted anything that cat was preparing.


Eta I'm cracking up thinking about the poppie scene where he's kneeding the dough with his bare hands and winking at Jerry.

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Y'all fellow waiters? Or just office workers?

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office workers

you work at McDonalds or something?

As long as there's a spiky thing in the urinal so i dont' get splash back, i'm not washing my hands either.
For 1, my dick is cleaner than any other exposed part of my body, and definitely more than anything i could touch in a bathroom.
and B, I'm not gripping my entire johnson while i pee, nor am i peeing on myself. one finger touches it.
WHy is it so important that i wash my hands after i pee at a urinal?

I thought he may have pissed on your new couch..

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you work at McDonalds or something?

As long as there's a spiky thing in the urinal so i dont' get splash back, i'm not washing my hands either.

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I wash mine out of general habit, but just working in an office setting, I'm not getting worked up about someone in another office not washing his if all he did was whizz in the urinal.

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WHy is it so important that i wash my hands after i pee at a urinal?

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because you came in a bathroom. Touched items, possibly flushed a urinal. It is just a practice that keeps shite cleaner.

One finger, I understand zero. Or two. But one is odd

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I always wondered how Poppie zipped up with the apron on?

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