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Just ate raw chicken - how long do i have left?
Posted on 9/20/19 at 5:23 pm
Posted on 9/20/19 at 5:23 pm
My wife left it cooking with a timer set and went to the ballet. I broke some off and it didn’t look right, so I sent her a picture. After 5 minutes without a response, nature took over. Just now I get a text back, “”That’s why I said check the thermometer when the timer beeps. You weren‘t listening, were you? Don’t eat it, put it in the microwave for 45 seconds and then check it. It should be fully white.”
She’s lashing out because her math was bad. I’m not mad at her, though. Knowing the end is near has brought a heretofore unrealized level of clarity. I only feel love. I’m not sure what to do with my remaining time on earth. It’s hard to make plans because I don’t know how much time I have. How much time do I have?
She’s lashing out because her math was bad. I’m not mad at her, though. Knowing the end is near has brought a heretofore unrealized level of clarity. I only feel love. I’m not sure what to do with my remaining time on earth. It’s hard to make plans because I don’t know how much time I have. How much time do I have?
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Posted on 9/20/19 at 5:23 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
'bout tree fiddy.
Posted on 9/20/19 at 5:23 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
By the time you read this post, you'll be dead
Posted on 9/20/19 at 5:25 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
Tell Aaron Hernandez hi for me
Posted on 9/20/19 at 5:25 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
Unfortunately, you'll be fine after a bout or two of butt pee.
Posted on 9/20/19 at 5:25 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
Can you not tell the difference between raw and cooked chicken?
Are you 7 years old?
Are you 7 years old?
Posted on 9/20/19 at 5:25 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
You gon' shite yo brains out
Posted on 9/20/19 at 5:27 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
Chicken tartar is a thing now. The hazards of eating raw chicken are overblown
Posted on 9/20/19 at 5:27 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
quote:
Just ate raw chicken - how long do i have left?
You will survive but will be cleaned out enough for a colonoscopy.
Posted on 9/20/19 at 5:28 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
Enough time to man up and figure out how to cook shite.
Posted on 9/20/19 at 5:28 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
In college I ate about 10 totally raw chicken nuggets that I had microwaved for about 30 seconds drunk. I thought they were pre-cooked but they were raw and needed to be baked for like 15 minutes. Nothing happened to me, you’ll be fine.
Posted on 9/20/19 at 5:29 pm to aTmTexas Dillo
Go to the Emergency Room now. The food at the hospital will be better than what your wife cooked for you.
Posted on 9/20/19 at 5:31 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
Need pics of wife to determine
Posted on 9/20/19 at 5:31 pm to PearlJam
quote:
Unfortunately, you'll be fine after a bout or two of butt pee.
I’m going to let that go. You can thank Tim Mcgraw.
Posted on 9/20/19 at 5:32 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
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My wife left it cooking with a timer set and went to the ballet.
Lol, ballet.
She went to her boyfriend’s house and cooked him a legit dinner before blowing him
Posted on 9/20/19 at 5:37 pm to BurningHeart
quote:Yeah no shite, wtf
Can you not tell the difference between raw and cooked chicken?
Are you 7 years old?
quote:#living
In college I ate about 10 totally raw chicken nuggets that I had microwaved for about 30 seconds drunk. I thought they were pre-cooked but they were raw and needed to be baked for like 15 minutes. Nothing happened to me, you’ll be fine.
Posted on 9/20/19 at 5:38 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
Posted on 9/20/19 at 5:39 pm to BurningHeart
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Can you not tell the difference between raw and cooked chicken? Are you 7 years old?
I’ve called out the bloody veins in fried chicken and been told not to worry about it. This led me to believe that bloody chicken was ok, if cooked. I didn’t even notice the big metal thermometer sticking out of the chicken breast.
It was an organic free range chicken, and not one of those cheap disease-riddled, cooped up shitbirds the poors eat. I’m already becoming disoriented, though.
Posted on 9/20/19 at 5:40 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
RIP in peace.
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