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re: Just ate raw chicken - how long do i have left?

Posted on 9/20/19 at 5:44 pm to
Posted by Dave_O
Member since Apr 2018
1209 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 5:44 pm to
I predict you will shite exactly long enough to remember to examine your food before mindlessly shoveling it into your mouth next time.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
157035 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 5:46 pm to
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Just ate raw chicken
didn't know he swung that way

Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
16736 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 5:55 pm to
Should I even lift tonight?
Posted by BengalBen
Midwest
Member since May 2008
2489 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 5:56 pm to
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Should I even lift tonight?


The toilet lid
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
5131 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 5:56 pm to
Remember that piece of bubble gum you swallow in elementary school?

Well you’re going to have a reunion before too long
Posted by LSU Tiger Bob
South
Member since Sep 2011
3110 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 6:03 pm to
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Don’t eat it, put it in the microwave for 45 seconds and then check it. It should be fully white.”


Suggest both of you sign up for cooking lessons.
This post was edited on 9/20/19 at 6:05 pm
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
16736 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 6:12 pm to
Does the microwave not finish cooking half-cooked meat?
Posted by LSU Tiger Bob
South
Member since Sep 2011
3110 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 6:27 pm to
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Does the microwave not finish cooking half-cooked meat?


My experience says that a microwave will make meat tougher than shoe leather. Chicken especially will be rubbery. It does an excellent job on making a weenie explode however.
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53474 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 6:28 pm to
Smell some raw chicken juice after it has set at room temperature for 24 hours.

Wake your arse up pronto
This post was edited on 9/20/19 at 6:30 pm
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 6:43 pm to
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I’m already becoming disoriented, though.

GO TOWARD THE LIGHT! It might be God. Or it might be oncoming traffic.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 6:44 pm to
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It does an excellent job on making a weenie explode however.

Sounds like OP's wife and a microwave have a lot in common.
This post was edited on 9/20/19 at 6:46 pm
Posted by munchman
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
10371 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 6:44 pm to
Darwin says 8-10 hours.
Posted by fillmoregandt
OTM
Member since Nov 2009
14368 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 6:48 pm to
Congrats on the worms!
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 6:51 pm to
Dumbass. No one to blame but yourself. Learn to cook.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29785 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 6:55 pm to
I ate chicken tartare in a 3rd world Asian country.

Not so much as a dribble. You'll be fine
Posted by Bobupinheah
Member since Aug 2019
95 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 6:58 pm to
Did you swallow?
Posted by Bobupinheah
Member since Aug 2019
95 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 7:00 pm to
The fact you asked...might as well be dead. Your wife got strange lined up already
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 7:00 pm to
You’re an idiot if you don’t know what raw chicken looks like.
Posted by sabes que
Member since Jan 2010
10156 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 7:09 pm to
You will be fine, have eaten raw chicken multiple times unfortunately. You might have “the runs” but it won’t be anything worse than that and probably nothing at all.
Posted by Melvin
Member since Apr 2011
23535 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 7:10 pm to
My buddy served us some under cooked grilled chicken kabobs a while back. We took a few pulls of whiskey once we realized and didn’t get sick. Maybe try that if it’s not too late
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