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re: Just ate raw chicken - how long do i have left?
Posted on 9/20/19 at 5:44 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
Posted on 9/20/19 at 5:44 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
I predict you will shite exactly long enough to remember to examine your food before mindlessly shoveling it into your mouth next time.
Posted on 9/20/19 at 5:46 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
quote:didn't know he swung that way
Just ate raw chicken
Posted on 9/20/19 at 5:55 pm to CaptainsWafer
Should I even lift tonight?
Posted on 9/20/19 at 5:56 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
quote:
Should I even lift tonight?
The toilet lid
Posted on 9/20/19 at 5:56 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
Remember that piece of bubble gum you swallow in elementary school?
Well you’re going to have a reunion before too long
Well you’re going to have a reunion before too long
Posted on 9/20/19 at 6:03 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
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Don’t eat it, put it in the microwave for 45 seconds and then check it. It should be fully white.”
Suggest both of you sign up for cooking lessons.
This post was edited on 9/20/19 at 6:05 pm
Posted on 9/20/19 at 6:12 pm to LSU Tiger Bob
Does the microwave not finish cooking half-cooked meat?
Posted on 9/20/19 at 6:27 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
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Does the microwave not finish cooking half-cooked meat?
My experience says that a microwave will make meat tougher than shoe leather. Chicken especially will be rubbery. It does an excellent job on making a weenie explode however.
Posted on 9/20/19 at 6:28 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
Smell some raw chicken juice after it has set at room temperature for 24 hours.
Wake your arse up pronto
Wake your arse up pronto
This post was edited on 9/20/19 at 6:30 pm
Posted on 9/20/19 at 6:43 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
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I’m already becoming disoriented, though.
GO TOWARD THE LIGHT! It might be God. Or it might be oncoming traffic.
Posted on 9/20/19 at 6:44 pm to LSU Tiger Bob
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It does an excellent job on making a weenie explode however.
Sounds like OP's wife and a microwave have a lot in common.
This post was edited on 9/20/19 at 6:46 pm
Posted on 9/20/19 at 6:44 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
Darwin says 8-10 hours.
Posted on 9/20/19 at 6:48 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
Congrats on the worms!
Posted on 9/20/19 at 6:51 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
Dumbass. No one to blame but yourself. Learn to cook.
Posted on 9/20/19 at 6:55 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
I ate chicken tartare in a 3rd world Asian country.
Not so much as a dribble. You'll be fine
Not so much as a dribble. You'll be fine
Posted on 9/20/19 at 7:00 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
The fact you asked...might as well be dead. Your wife got strange lined up already
Posted on 9/20/19 at 7:00 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
You’re an idiot if you don’t know what raw chicken looks like.
Posted on 9/20/19 at 7:09 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
You will be fine, have eaten raw chicken multiple times unfortunately. You might have “the runs” but it won’t be anything worse than that and probably nothing at all.
Posted on 9/20/19 at 7:10 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
My buddy served us some under cooked grilled chicken kabobs a while back. We took a few pulls of whiskey once we realized and didn’t get sick. Maybe try that if it’s not too late
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