Started By
Message

re: Just ate raw chicken - how long do i have left?

Posted on 9/20/19 at 7:25 pm to
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 7:25 pm to
You and your wife both sound like idiots

I’m willing to bet she’s fat and you’re a skinny little frick

She must suck a good dick
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59223 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 7:42 pm to
You’re old enough to get married but still don’t know what raw chicken looks like?
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61401 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 7:45 pm to
Its probably better you die than find out that no one went to a “ballet”
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
16738 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 8:54 pm to
Just woke on the living room floor. Passed out, apparently.

She’s a ballet instructor, of course she went to the ballet. What are you suggesting?
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
16738 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 8:59 pm to
quote:

I’m willing to bet she’s fat and you’re a skinny little frick



What kind of odds you giving?
Posted by Pepperoni
Mar-a-Lago
Member since Aug 2013
4256 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 9:15 pm to
+1
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
70903 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 9:17 pm to
quote:

In college I ate about 10 totally raw chicken nuggets that I had microwaved for about 30 seconds drunk. I thought they were pre-cooked but they were raw and needed to be baked for like 15 minutes.


This is amazing. That's Ron Burgundy decanting and drinking a bottle of ketchup thinking it was wine level of awareness.
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4733 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 9:46 pm to
Put your hands together for 24 straight hours of the bathroom comedy stylings of Sam and Ella. Enjoy baw.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 10:24 pm to
quote:

went to the ballet


You already dead, baw.
Posted by geauxpurple
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2014
17316 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 10:30 pm to
Click an upvote if you can read this post, downvote if you can't.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 11:02 pm to
you sound dumb as hell
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 11:03 pm to
quote:

She’s lashing out because her math was bad. I’m not mad at her, though


You're the one who looked at it and still ate it.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84575 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 11:05 pm to
Did you die yet ?
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
16738 posts
Posted on 9/21/19 at 10:26 pm to
quote:

Did you die yet ?



No, but I feel like dudu. I did do squats late last night and woke up early to go to the game and got toasted.
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53476 posts
Posted on 9/21/19 at 10:28 pm to
quote:

Did do squats?


Below parallel?
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
16738 posts
Posted on 9/21/19 at 10:45 pm to
always
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 9/21/19 at 10:50 pm to
Scratch out a will quickly with the proceeds going to my PO Box.
Posted by White Bear
probably
Member since Jul 2014
17581 posts
Posted on 9/21/19 at 11:49 pm to
An idiot that can’t tell when chicken is done should be made to post pics of his old,lady. I am waiting thx.
Posted by X82ndTiger
USA
Member since Sep 2004
2542 posts
Posted on 9/21/19 at 11:51 pm to
Are you dead yet?
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19914 posts
Posted on 9/21/19 at 11:52 pm to
RIP sir
first pageprev pagePage 3 of 4Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram