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Posted on 7/13/18 at 5:52 pm
Posted by Street Hawk
Member since Nov 2014
3459 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 5:52 pm
My friend hired an Eastern European maid to clean his house. It took her 6 hours to do just the carpets.

It turns out she was a Slovak.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34983 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 5:54 pm to
Was she hot?
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
17766 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 5:56 pm to
Not awful
Posted by Jackie Chan
Japan?
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 7/13/18 at 5:56 pm to
No matter what your ethnic or national origin if it takes you 6 hours to clean a carpet you're probably not a very good maid. I hope your friend wasn't paying her by the hour
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34592 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 5:56 pm to
So, this dyslexic walks into a bra...
Posted by SabinBear
Member since Jan 2018
1145 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 5:58 pm to
Pics?
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
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Posted on 7/13/18 at 5:59 pm to
Posted by heypaul
The O-T Lounge
Member since May 2008
38104 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 5:59 pm to
A drunk guy at the bar puked all over his shirt right before closing time. He didn't know what to do because he couldn't go home with a ruined shirt.

Bartender told him to stuck a $20 bill in the pocket and tell his wife some other drunk ruined his shirt and offered $20 for the cleaners.

When he gets home the wife finds the $20 and he explained.

Then she asked what the other $20 bill was for, and the husband answered
"Because he shît my pants too!"
This post was edited on 7/13/18 at 6:01 pm
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34507 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 6:29 pm to
This is one of those jokes that are funny when you read them

2/10
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 7/13/18 at 6:36 pm to
Pics of maid?
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29139 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 6:39 pm to
Ban
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63860 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 6:40 pm to
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when a little boy goes skipping past them.

The priest says “Hey, you wanna frick him?”

Rabbi says “Out of what?”
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54807 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 6:40 pm to
Much better joke, paul.
Posted by simonizer
no
Member since Oct 2008
1647 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 6:43 pm to
Another teacher was busted in Alabama for having sex with an underage boy.

It turns out the boy was home schooled.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20351 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 7:44 pm to
Do you know why pigeons fly upside down over Rome?

Nothing worth shitting on.

Do you know why the new Polish Navy has glass bottom boats?

So they can see the old Polish Navy.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34983 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 7:45 pm to
That’s horribly racist.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20351 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 7:59 pm to
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Posted by Jamohn
Das Boot
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Posted on 7/13/18 at 8:05 pm to
Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
12703 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 8:09 pm to
quote:

No matter what your ethnic or national origin if it takes you 6 hours to clean a carpet you're probably not a very good maid. I hope your friend wasn't paying her by the hour

This was funnier than the joke.
Posted by Mufassa
Member since Aug 2012
1664 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 8:10 pm to
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