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Joke to start off the weekend
Posted on 7/13/18 at 5:52 pm
Posted on 7/13/18 at 5:52 pm
My friend hired an Eastern European maid to clean his house. It took her 6 hours to do just the carpets.
It turns out she was a Slovak.
It turns out she was a Slovak.
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Posted on 7/13/18 at 5:54 pm to Street Hawk
Was she hot?
Posted on 7/13/18 at 5:56 pm to Street Hawk
Not awful
Posted on 7/13/18 at 5:56 pm to Street Hawk
No matter what your ethnic or national origin if it takes you 6 hours to clean a carpet you're probably not a very good maid. I hope your friend wasn't paying her by the hour
Posted on 7/13/18 at 5:56 pm to Street Hawk
So, this dyslexic walks into a bra...
Posted on 7/13/18 at 5:58 pm to Street Hawk
Pics?
Posted on 7/13/18 at 5:59 pm to Street Hawk
Posted on 7/13/18 at 5:59 pm to Street Hawk
A drunk guy at the bar puked all over his shirt right before closing time. He didn't know what to do because he couldn't go home with a ruined shirt.
Bartender told him to stuck a $20 bill in the pocket and tell his wife some other drunk ruined his shirt and offered $20 for the cleaners.
When he gets home the wife finds the $20 and he explained.
Then she asked what the other $20 bill was for, and the husband answered
"Because he shît my pants too!"
Bartender told him to stuck a $20 bill in the pocket and tell his wife some other drunk ruined his shirt and offered $20 for the cleaners.
When he gets home the wife finds the $20 and he explained.
Then she asked what the other $20 bill was for, and the husband answered
"Because he shît my pants too!"
This post was edited on 7/13/18 at 6:01 pm
Posted on 7/13/18 at 6:29 pm to Street Hawk
This is one of those jokes that are funny when you read them
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2/10
Posted on 7/13/18 at 6:36 pm to Street Hawk
Pics of maid?
Posted on 7/13/18 at 6:39 pm to Street Hawk
Ban
Posted on 7/13/18 at 6:40 pm to Street Hawk
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when a little boy goes skipping past them.
The priest says “Hey, you wanna frick him?”
Rabbi says “Out of what?”
The priest says “Hey, you wanna frick him?”
Rabbi says “Out of what?”
Posted on 7/13/18 at 6:40 pm to heypaul
Much better joke, paul.
Posted on 7/13/18 at 6:43 pm to Street Hawk
Another teacher was busted in Alabama for having sex with an underage boy.
It turns out the boy was home schooled.
It turns out the boy was home schooled.
Posted on 7/13/18 at 7:44 pm to Street Hawk
Do you know why pigeons fly upside down over Rome?
Nothing worth shitting on.
Do you know why the new Polish Navy has glass bottom boats?
So they can see the old Polish Navy.
Nothing worth shitting on.
Do you know why the new Polish Navy has glass bottom boats?
So they can see the old Polish Navy.
Posted on 7/13/18 at 7:45 pm to TheFonz
That’s horribly racist.
Posted on 7/13/18 at 7:59 pm to OysterPoBoy
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Posted on 7/13/18 at 8:05 pm to Street Hawk
Posted on 7/13/18 at 8:09 pm to Jackie Chan
quote:
No matter what your ethnic or national origin if it takes you 6 hours to clean a carpet you're probably not a very good maid. I hope your friend wasn't paying her by the hour
This was funnier than the joke.
Posted on 7/13/18 at 8:10 pm to Street Hawk
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