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Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:31 am
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:31 am
When I was a teen I was addicted to masturbation. But as I grew older I became addicted to sex instead.

One could say my addiction got out of hand.

Yes, stolen from reddit. Bite me.

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:43 am to
You know the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?










I’ve never paid a garbanzo to bean on me
Posted by Wild Thang
YAW YAW Fooball Nation
Member since Jun 2009
44181 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:45 am to
0/10
Posted by Elleshoe
Wade’s World
Member since Jun 2004
143780 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:46 am to
quote:

You know the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I’ve never paid a garbanzo to bean on me


Your punchline sucks. It’s “I wouldn’t pay 20 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face”
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61777 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:50 am to
According to my new Fitbit fitness tracker, last week I mastubated 4.1 miles.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114454 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:52 am to
Mexican weather forecast:

Chili today
Hot tomorrow
Posted by EveryoneGetsATrophy
Member since Nov 2017
2907 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:53 am to
quote:

According to my new Fitbit fitness tracker, last week I mastubated 4.1 miles.


I have a feeling this isn't a joke.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:59 am to
It’s all in the delivery.
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
24440 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 7:06 am to
quote:

Mexican weather forecast: Chili today Hot tomorrow


You realize it’s hot tamale

Right?
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61777 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 7:08 am to
How the bloody hell did you know I was having hot tamales tomorrow? Spooky
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49201 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 7:09 am to
I thought jokes were supposed to be funny?
Posted by WhiskeyBusiness
Member since Aug 2011
1160 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 7:33 am to
Joke of the Day:

quote:

foshizzle
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 7:35 am to
:Crickets:
Posted by SaturdayTraditions
Down Seven Bridges Rd
Member since Sep 2015
3383 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 8:09 am to
A bear walks into a bar and says "give me a jack and ...




coke."

The bartender says "why the big pause?"

The bear says "not sure, I was born with them."
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17457 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 12:14 pm to
My wife told me that I was acting immature.






I told her with that attitude, she should just get out of my fort.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23541 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 12:21 pm to
quote:

Joke of the Day


This post was edited on 1/17/19 at 12:22 pm
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