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Joke of the day
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:31 am
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:31 am
When I was a teen I was addicted to masturbation. But as I grew older I became addicted to sex instead.
One could say my addiction got out of hand.
Yes, stolen from reddit. Bite me.
One could say my addiction got out of hand.
Yes, stolen from reddit. Bite me.
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:43 am to foshizzle
You know the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I’ve never paid a garbanzo to bean on me
I’ve never paid a garbanzo to bean on me
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:46 am to fr33manator
quote:
You know the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I’ve never paid a garbanzo to bean on me
Your punchline sucks. It’s “I wouldn’t pay 20 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face”
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:50 am to foshizzle
According to my new Fitbit fitness tracker, last week I mastubated 4.1 miles.
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:52 am to foshizzle
Mexican weather forecast:
Chili today
Hot tomorrow
Chili today
Hot tomorrow
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:53 am to Bullfrog
quote:
According to my new Fitbit fitness tracker, last week I mastubated 4.1 miles.
I have a feeling this isn't a joke.
Posted on 1/17/19 at 7:06 am to Skillet
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Mexican weather forecast: Chili today Hot tomorrow
You realize it’s hot tamale
Right?
Posted on 1/17/19 at 7:08 am to baldona
How the bloody hell did you know I was having hot tamales tomorrow? Spooky 
Posted on 1/17/19 at 7:09 am to foshizzle
I thought jokes were supposed to be funny?
Posted on 1/17/19 at 7:33 am to foshizzle
Joke of the Day:
quote:
foshizzle
Posted on 1/17/19 at 8:09 am to foshizzle
A bear walks into a bar and says "give me a jack and ...
coke."
The bartender says "why the big pause?"
The bear says "not sure, I was born with them."
coke."
The bartender says "why the big pause?"
The bear says "not sure, I was born with them."
Posted on 1/17/19 at 12:14 pm to foshizzle
My wife told me that I was acting immature.
I told her with that attitude, she should just get out of my fort.
I told her with that attitude, she should just get out of my fort.
Posted on 1/17/19 at 12:21 pm to foshizzle
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Joke of the Day

This post was edited on 1/17/19 at 12:22 pm
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