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re: Johnny Depp Says He's Blown His $650 Million Fortune & Is Nearly Broke

Posted on 6/22/18 at 7:38 pm to
Posted by tss22h8
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Posted on 6/22/18 at 7:38 pm to
Is this why he looks anorexic? He can't afford to eat?
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 6/22/18 at 7:38 pm to
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Someone mentions they can't stand Oasis. This is enough of an opening for Depp to grab an acoustic guitar and spend 20 minutes tuning it, before squawking out a few notes of "Wonderwall.


I really think I’d like hanging with this guy.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 6/22/18 at 7:39 pm to
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Depp elaborates. He says the cost of the rocket launch increased when he decided he wanted Thompson's arc to be at least one foot higher than the Statue of Liberty's 151-foot height.


I'm pretty sure my $10 Estes model rockets flew higher than that.
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
22079 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 7:39 pm to
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Oh No! What will he do with only 3 mansions and a SINGLE lear jet?


And apparently a shite ton of art that I imagine, given the names, is quite valuable.
Posted by HoustonChick86
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Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 6/22/18 at 7:40 pm to
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"It's insulting to say that I spent $30,000 on wine," says Depp. "Because it was far more." 

I love this so much.
Posted by Gary Busey
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Posted on 6/22/18 at 7:42 pm to
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 6/22/18 at 7:42 pm to
Good. frick that hypocrite.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45540 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 7:44 pm to
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Is this why he looks anorexic? He can't afford to eat?



quote:

He disappears for a few minutes and returns reanimated


Maybe that’s why.
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 6/22/18 at 7:44 pm to
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It's insulting to say that I spent $30,000 on wine," says Depp. "Because it was far more."
why do I picture him in character as Jack Sparrow saying this?
Posted by castorinho
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Posted on 6/22/18 at 7:44 pm to
Posted by lynxcat
Member since Jan 2008
25333 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 7:45 pm to
It sounds like the guy still has hundreds of millions in assets that he can liquidate for cash flow (i.e., houses, artwork).
Posted by Btrtigerfan
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Posted on 6/22/18 at 7:46 pm to
Posted by BlueWaffleHouse
LA
Member since Jul 2012
2014 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 7:46 pm to
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So you will start seeing Depp in every made for TV movie like Nic Cage


Depp and Cage need to reboot the movie ‘Men at Work.’ Imagery would be very fitting.
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20557 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 7:47 pm to
I like Black Mass better than Blow. That's all I got.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 7:48 pm to
Depp killed River Phoenix. Fact.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 7:50 pm to
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Or a few more other Tim Burton movies


I think he is a good actor and really gets into his characters. I liked him in Sleepy Hollow and Edward Scissorhands. My favorite movie that he is in is probably Donnie Brasco, but I know he is a drunk. Which is sad.
Posted by saintsfan22
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Member since May 2006
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Posted on 6/22/18 at 7:50 pm to
He no doubt spends more on crystals than Spencer Pratt.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80827 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 7:50 pm to
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"It's insulting to say that I spent $30,000 on wine," says Depp. "Because it was far more."
It's an old joke that he's borrowing.
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
59323 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 7:56 pm to
Don't care. I still think it's funny.
Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
46359 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 8:00 pm to
Sweeney Todd was pretty good
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