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John was trying to get his special sauce by shoving his all beef patty in McD's railing
Posted on 6/17/19 at 11:42 am
Posted on 6/17/19 at 11:42 am
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A Florida homeless man was arrested Sunday after taking his clothes off and doing a "strange dance" in a McDonald's in Naples. This was not his first time, according to Collier County Sheriff's deputies. John Morgan, 63, was banned from the fast-food restaurant on Tamiami Trail E once before on March 15 for a similar disturbance. Arresting Officer Grossklas said he saw Morgan the day before the alleged disturbance, according to an arrest report. Morgan told him he was going to the McDonald's, but Grossklas warned him to not go because he was previously banned from the restaurant. The day after, a witness called police after Morgan pulled his pants down and then put them back on, according to the arrest report. The caller also reported that Morgan "trying to have relations with a railing" and believed he was possibly on drugs. Morgan was arrested on trespassing charges and faces a $2,000 bond. Attorney information was not available.
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Posted on 6/17/19 at 11:43 am to arseinclarse
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Florida
Mmmhmm....
Posted on 6/17/19 at 11:43 am to arseinclarse
At what point do we start testing the tap water in Florida?
Posted on 6/17/19 at 11:43 am to arseinclarse
should be ridden out of town on a rail
Posted on 6/17/19 at 11:44 am to arseinclarse
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possibly
Posted on 6/17/19 at 11:45 am to arseinclarse
Posted on 6/17/19 at 11:45 am to PipelineBaw
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At what point do we start testing the tap water in Florida?
You misspelled "tainting."
Posted on 6/17/19 at 11:47 am to arseinclarse
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he was possibly on drugs
Nah
Posted on 6/17/19 at 11:48 am to arseinclarse
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Tamiami
This sounds like a good urban name for your child
Posted on 6/17/19 at 11:49 am to arseinclarse
Posted on 6/17/19 at 12:02 pm to DemonKA3268
It is so nice to have Arse back, I miss these classic posts. Also, those with low self esteem should thank him for making you feel better.....
Posted on 6/17/19 at 12:18 pm to arseinclarse
This guy:
And this guy:
Have to be related. And apparently from a map of Europe I just recently saw they can have sexual relations with each other without any repercussions
And this guy:
Have to be related. And apparently from a map of Europe I just recently saw they can have sexual relations with each other without any repercussions
This post was edited on 6/17/19 at 12:23 pm
Posted on 6/17/19 at 12:23 pm to LSUWoodworker
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It is so nice to have Arse back, I miss these classic posts. Also, those with low self esteem should thank him for making you feel better.....
Could've went the germans route but I like Arse.
This post was edited on 6/17/19 at 12:24 pm
Posted on 6/17/19 at 12:25 pm to arseinclarse
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believed he was possibly on drugs
pretty sure you can leave the "possibly" out.
Posted on 6/17/19 at 12:31 pm to arseinclarse
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Morgan told him he was going to the McDonald's, but Grossklas warned him to not go because he was previously banned from the restaurant. The day after, a witness called police after Morgan pulled his pants down and then put them back on, according to the arrest report. The caller also reported that Morgan "trying to have relations with a railing"
You can't stop true love.
Posted on 6/17/19 at 12:36 pm to arseinclarse
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on Tamiami Trail E
There aren't a lot of real trashy places in Naples, but the East Trail is where there are a few trashy areas.
Posted on 6/17/19 at 12:56 pm to MorbidTheClown
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quote: believed he was possibly on drugs
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pretty sure you can leave the "possibly" out.
and the "believed"
Posted on 6/17/19 at 1:56 pm to arseinclarse
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trying to have relations with a railing
Who doesn’t like a good railing?
Posted on 6/17/19 at 4:38 pm to arseinclarse
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Collier County
Great Kicker that played for the Dolphins came out that area. Can’t remember his name
Posted on 6/17/19 at 4:43 pm to arseinclarse
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The caller also reported that Morgan "trying to have relations with a railing" and believed he was possibly on drugs.
Who hasn’t been there once or twice?
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