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re: Jogger gets head on side of road in Florida

Posted on 7/8/20 at 12:55 pm to
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54834 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 12:55 pm to
quote:

official cause of death is Covid19
Because of the anti-body?
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
48287 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 12:55 pm to
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yea and it sucked.

Jesus Christ some of y'all need to get laid if y'all are that pissed off that my thread isn't about oral sex on the side of the road.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
48287 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 12:56 pm to
quote:

quote:
official cause of death is Covid19
Because of the anti-body?

Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
58498 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 12:56 pm to
My first thoughts when I saw picture ok which cop got the BJ
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8682 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:02 pm to
I'm not into jogging...because joggers are always the ones that find the dead body. You never find a dead body sitting at home eating ice cream and watching porn, do you?
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
48287 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:04 pm to
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You never find a dead body sitting at home eating ice cream and watching porn, do you?

Which flavor? Light chocolate and sesame are my favorites.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:08 pm to
quote:

You never find a dead body sitting at home eating ice cream and watching porn, do you?

No, I only find my wife's dead body in my bed when I ask her for sex. When she catches me watching porn and eating her ice cream she is very animated.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
48287 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:09 pm to
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No, I only find my wife's dead body in my bed when I ask her for sex

You must be fricking wrong then.
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10659 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:16 pm to
Leaving for xvideos......
Posted by Puffoluffagus
Savannah, GA
Member since Feb 2009
6431 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:18 pm to
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“A lot of people might have thought it was just an animal but she perceived it really did look like a human,” Fernandez said.


Shows that it always pays to have a good head on your shoulders.
Posted by Geauxin off
Member since Aug 2009
2096 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:22 pm to
Click bait!!!!

I am disappoint
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
15699 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:23 pm to
And to think i had my jogging outfit on and was heading out the door. Luckily i read this and sat back down immediately. You can't take these kinda of risk here in Florida
Posted by terriblegreen
Souf Badden Rewage
Member since Aug 2011
11804 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:25 pm to
Covid
Posted by ShermanTxTiger
Broussard, La
Member since Oct 2007
11243 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:32 pm to
Disappointed on the content of this thread. I was expecting something better.
Posted by Art Vandelay
LOUISIANA
Member since Sep 2005
11379 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

official cause of death is Covid19
Because of the anti-body?


That wins the internet today. Quit while your ahead
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
Undisclosed Secure Location
Member since Feb 2008
23444 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:40 pm to
I will admit, I clicked expecting something else...

Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58263 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:43 pm to
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Jesus Christ some of y'all need to get laid if y'all are that pissed off that my thread isn't about oral sex on the side of the road.


melt a little more because your joke failed.
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11346 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

That wins the internet today. Quit while your ahead


That's a good one too. I will try it in reverse. I thought I was going to be reading about a woman giving a jogger a blowjob, but I was dead wrong.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
59232 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:48 pm to
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The head was too decomposed for investigators to determine the person’s gender


You can’t determine a person’s gender when they’re alive and well. How would you do it for a decomposed head?
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:51 pm to
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You must be fricking wrong then.

When you're married you're always fricking wrong even when you're right.

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