JHC Louisiana Ladies, Put the Cokes Down

On my last quick trip to Louisiana from the beautiful French countryside, I notice an army of disgusting fat bodies running around the Pelican State. These people apparently now outnumber the health-conscience citizen by an inexcusable margin.

And what do I see them slinging, as if they were preparing to cross the GD Sahara desert on foot, but enormous cokes to often in their favorite various convenience store 'SIP' cups.

JHC people, I know these women belong to you. There are entirely too few knots-yanked-in-asses with your wives. Their daily sugar intake is the reason Louisiana leads the nation in obesity.

I get it, they're sneaking them in while you're at work. I stand in line behind your fat wives and listen to them spend your money on 'Double Mocha Frape Pumpkin Lattes with extra Whip'. I can literally hear them expanding right in front of me.

If you men don't unite and get your women on board with physical fitness and a decent diet, I fear the de-evolution of the once great Southern Belle will be complete.