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re: Jessica Simpson's Glorious Rack (NSFW)

Posted on 4/1/16 at 2:11 pm to
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 4/1/16 at 2:11 pm to
Yes, and everyone thought it was creepy because he was a priest or something
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 4/1/16 at 2:13 pm to
priests like nice tits too.
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 2:17 pm to
worked with her on the set of DoH. She is tiny. Like 5'2.
This post was edited on 4/1/16 at 2:18 pm
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 4/1/16 at 2:44 pm to
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worked with her on the set of DoH. She is tiny. Like 5'2.


That's crazy. She looks much taller for some reason. I always assumed she was about 5'8"
Posted by The Cool No 9
70816
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Posted on 4/1/16 at 3:15 pm to
Her rack looks like Upton's now. When did this happen?
Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
5093 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 3:24 pm to
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tits...once you've seen one set..








you want to see them all.
....
Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
5093 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 3:25 pm to
unless Upton recenty went to Jiffy Boob

Jessicas are larger...
Posted by Restomod
Member since Mar 2012
13493 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 3:37 pm to
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That's crazy. She looks much taller for some reason. I always assumed she was about 5'8"


Yeah she's short as hell.
This post was edited on 4/1/16 at 3:38 pm
Posted by LSU0358
Member since Jan 2005
8148 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 3:52 pm to
The big deal is she looks like that and is worth 150 million or so.
Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
11425 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 4:00 pm to
She could be worth $1.50 and her cleavage would still be a big deal.
This post was edited on 4/1/16 at 4:04 pm
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 4/1/16 at 4:09 pm to
i thought she was in the billionaire club
Posted by Howyouluhdat
On Fleek St
Member since Jan 2015
9090 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 7:54 pm to
Can't let that beautiful rack slip off of page 1
Posted by jg8623
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2010
13533 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 7:59 pm to
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Oversize, disproportionate fake tits are available to anyone. She was better looking with the original set. Fake disproportionate tits look kind of stupid.


Are people just forgetting how big she got during pregnancy? It's not a guarantee those are fake. Look pretty real to me considering the weightt she gained
This post was edited on 4/1/16 at 8:00 pm
Posted by Howyouluhdat
On Fleek St
Member since Jan 2015
9090 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 8:04 pm to
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Are people just forgetting how big she got during pregnancy? It's not a guarantee those are fake. Look pretty real to me considering the weightt she gained




Those are the people that try to act like they know a woman's body like the back of their hand when in reality all they know is the palm of their hand and the toilet ring left on their arse
Posted by Royal
God's Country
Member since Apr 2009
1038 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 8:05 pm to
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unction for about 2 seconds at a time.



Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 8:13 pm to
Yeah, someone posted a progression from like 04, and her tits look basically the same until she got pregnant. If she wanted fake boobs so bad, why didn't she get them any earlier? I'm still going with real
Posted by dragginass
Member since Jan 2013
3237 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 8:41 pm to
They're real, and they're spectacular.
Posted by matthew25
Member since Jun 2012
9425 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 10:57 pm to
We need moar pics.
Posted by Skin
Member since Jun 2007
6386 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 11:57 am to
Bump for recent pic



Posted by roadGator
DeBoar’s dome
Member since Feb 2009
157539 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 11:59 am to
Someone push that whale back into the water before she dries out any more.
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