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re: Jessica Simpson now way too skinny and has ugly Botox injected lips [NSFWish]

Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:06 pm to
Posted by kcpizzle
Member since Mar 2022
593 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:06 pm to
Yeah, not digging it.........
Posted by kcpizzle
Member since Mar 2022
593 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:07 pm to
Looks like scurvy to me........
Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
32195 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:08 pm to
She looks exactly like a woman I know. She was always a bit thicker (though not morbidly obese by any means), but has now suddenly become emaciatingly thin (clearly though some medical procedure). Her body now looks odd in that it is thin but somewhat flabby due to no real muscle tone.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
15150 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:14 pm to
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She was always a bit thicker (though not morbidly obese by any means), but has now suddenly become emaciatingly thin (clearly though some medical procedure). Her body now looks odd in that it is thin but somewhat flabby due to no real muscle tone.

She might have done it the old fashioned way with a good old binge and purge diet.
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO
Member since Apr 2014
3578 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:19 pm to
I don't say this often, but I really don't think I would now.
Posted by MudCatMatt
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2018
238 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:24 pm to
The YUGE sunglasses don't help her cause
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
28712 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:27 pm to
Posted by Limitlesstigers
Lafayette
Member since Nov 2019
3799 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

Big Plano housewife energy
She's actually from that area. Went to Pierce High in Richardson before she got into showbusiness. My cousin knew her back in HS.
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
6031 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:35 pm to
Damn... She went from Hot Dallas to Skanky Houston.
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
30682 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:37 pm to
Just felt like I needed to drop these here.
Posted by RazorBroncs
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Member since Sep 2013
14973 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:47 pm to

Wasn't attracted to her in her heydey, I'm DEFINITELY not attracted to her now.

Plus she really had a terrible voice.

Wait.... she was actually famous for singing right? Kinda seems hard to believe now
Posted by armsdealer
Member since Feb 2016
12019 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:49 pm to
Poor girl. I met her in the summer of 03 or 04 is and she was hot as frick. Hung out in a private airport that was on lockdown from a small plane crashing in the ozarks.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
18208 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:50 pm to
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Looks like Lake Mead. She was exposed by the low water level.


Well fvcking done, sir.
Posted by BeachDude022
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Member since Dec 2006
36406 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:51 pm to
I’d do her just to say that I did her and to satisfy 21 year old me.
Posted by RazorBroncs
Possesses the largest
Member since Sep 2013
14973 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:57 pm to
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Need to re establish contract with Carl's jr.




What the frick is Carl's Jr.?


I think you might be referring to Hardee's, which is what us God fearing southerners eat in God's country
Posted by SmelvinRat
Slumwoody
Member since Oct 2015
1772 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 4:01 pm to
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was built like Jan Stenerud


Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
87335 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 4:34 pm to
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Wonder what her dad thinks. Since he liked looking at her body back in the day
TIL mmmmmbeer is jessica simpsons father.
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
11465 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 4:36 pm to
quote:

Wasn't attracted to her in her heydey,
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
25737 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 4:47 pm to
lips look terrible, but the rest of her looks pretty good
Posted by mthorn2
Planet Louisiana
Member since Sep 2007
1432 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 5:21 pm to
She was so perfect. Why? why? why? You stupid cow....
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