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jabba the Jihadi arrested
Posted on 1/20/20 at 12:14 pm
Posted on 1/20/20 at 12:14 pm
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Keep the 72 virgins and bring on the doughnuts.
The 560-pound ISIS leader Abu Abdul Bari, also known as “Jabba the Jihadi,” was captured in Iraq, according to Stars and Stripes.
A Iraqi SWAT team rounded-up the rotund rebel in Mosul, where he was wheeled off in the back of a pickup truck.
The surrender of Bari, who personally represents more than a quarter ton of terrorism, was met favorably on social media where the meme “He puts the fat it fatwa” quickly made the rounds.
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Posted on 1/20/20 at 12:15 pm to blueridgeTiger
Real talk: how does a human that large effectively wipe their backside?
Posted on 1/20/20 at 12:15 pm to blueridgeTiger
This is the strangest timeline. This reads like an Onion article.
Posted on 1/20/20 at 12:15 pm to blueridgeTiger
Probably one of the easiest captures ever. Not going to run. Intel? Just follow the food trucks.
Posted on 1/20/20 at 12:16 pm to blueridgeTiger
If that dude is a terrorist and it took this long to capture him, I question our intelligence agency
Posted on 1/20/20 at 12:16 pm to blueridgeTiger
My god.
Could you imagine the B.O. radiating off of that pig?
Could you imagine the B.O. radiating off of that pig?
Posted on 1/20/20 at 12:16 pm to blueridgeTiger
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The surrender of Bari, who personally represents more than a quarter ton of terrorism,
Posted on 1/20/20 at 12:17 pm to blueridgeTiger
I like how he's wearing his pants high as if it's going to hide the fupa
Posted on 1/20/20 at 12:17 pm to Tigear
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Real talk: how does a human that large effectively wipe their backside?
Real talk.
Someone else does it.
Posted on 1/20/20 at 12:18 pm to blueridgeTiger
I bet that fat frick never once thought of fleeing on foot.
Posted on 1/20/20 at 12:18 pm to Tigear
Posted on 1/20/20 at 12:19 pm to blueridgeTiger
Come on, we can do better.
Mohammed al-Fatta
Osama Bin Eatin
Ayatollah CarbsMainly
Mohammed al-Fatta
Osama Bin Eatin
Ayatollah CarbsMainly
Posted on 1/20/20 at 12:19 pm to blueridgeTiger
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Jabba the Jihadi
Awesome nickname.
Posted on 1/20/20 at 12:19 pm to tduecen
Hell, it wasn't like they would have a problem tracking him.
He is kind of like the sun, all the other terrorists revolve around his great mass. He made for good bait because everyone bad to travel to him.
He is kind of like the sun, all the other terrorists revolve around his great mass. He made for good bait because everyone bad to travel to him.
Posted on 1/20/20 at 12:21 pm to blueridgeTiger
How much Hummus did he eat?
Posted on 1/20/20 at 12:23 pm to OweO
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How much Hummus did he eat?
Saddam much he couldn’t move!
Posted on 1/20/20 at 12:23 pm to Tigear
quote:It doesn't get wiped.
Real talk: how does a human that large effectively wipe their backside?
Being that it's the Middle East, I doubt that anyone will notice, nor will anyone care.
Posted on 1/20/20 at 12:24 pm to blueridgeTiger
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jabba the Jihadi
How can you be a jihadi if you're too fat to perform a jihad?
Posted on 1/20/20 at 12:30 pm to blueridgeTiger
Posted on 1/20/20 at 12:33 pm to blueridgeTiger
The Jerry Nadler of terrorists.
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