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re: jabba the Jihadi arrested

Posted on 1/20/20 at 12:40 pm to
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Posted on 1/20/20 at 12:40 pm to
When he dies he gets a virgin for each chin.
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
7269 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 1:12 pm to
Pretty safe to say he isn’t fasting.
Posted by Summer of George
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2010
6181 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 1:14 pm to
Lol. How hard is it to catch that guy?
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
30764 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 1:44 pm to
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“Jabba the Jihadi,”


Sure, Disney creates a show about bounty hunters, and we can't get 1 fricking Hutt in the show, but the Muslims get them a Hutt, and make him a leader.

This post was edited on 1/20/20 at 1:46 pm
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
21870 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 2:20 pm to
That’s the worse case of Dickie Do I’ve ever seen
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76117 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 2:40 pm to
After pondering this news story for a bit, one thing has become abundantly clear to me. This particular Muslim does, in fact, eat pork.
No way that lard arse is depriving himself of the pleasures of bacon. Not even Allah would stop that.
Posted by xXLSUXx
New Orleans, LA
Member since Oct 2010
10628 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 2:43 pm to
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If that dude is a terrorist and it took this long to capture him, I question our intelligence agency


Honestly we probably knew where he was for a while, but waited to get whatever value could out of tracking people that were going to him before capturing him.

Sometimes not capturing someone is more valuable than having them in a cage.
This post was edited on 1/20/20 at 2:45 pm
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
21191 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 2:54 pm to
Not a good candidate for a suicide mission.

“Busy right now, I’m at the snack bar.”

“Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t blow up.”
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 1/20/20 at 3:20 pm to
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Mohammed al-Fatta

Osama Bin Eatin

Ayatollah CarbsMainly


Allah Snackbar
Posted by Mr. Misanthrope
Cloud 8
Member since Nov 2012
6493 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 4:17 pm to
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Real talk: how does a human that large effectively wipe their backside?
Steve Harvey has considered your question in detail. LINK
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