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re: I’ve never had a visible bruise
Posted on 3/29/25 at 8:02 am to Wildcat98USA
Posted on 3/29/25 at 8:02 am to Wildcat98USA
quote:
The wife bruises if she accidentally hits an open cabinet.
So you beat her?
Posted on 3/29/25 at 8:03 am to CAD703X
That was BS, though.
He admitted later on he never wore drawers.
He admitted later on he never wore drawers.
Posted on 3/29/25 at 8:06 am to Spankum
Yeah that’s not even possible unless you never move all day long or unless you have terrible circulation
Posted on 3/29/25 at 8:06 am to Wildcat98USA
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I’ve never had a visible bruise
Let’s meet at sonic. I’ll change that for you
This post was edited on 3/29/25 at 11:01 am
Posted on 3/29/25 at 8:08 am to Wildcat98USA
quote:
I’ve never had a visible bruise
Well shite. Meet me up at the Sonic, baw. Let’s see if we can change that.
Posted on 3/29/25 at 8:09 am to Wildcat98USA
quote:
never had a visible bruise
quote:
been hit by baseballs, tackle football,
Lol, ight
Posted on 3/29/25 at 8:14 am to Wildcat98USA
Wildcat98USA
Member since Nov 2023
316 posts
316 posts in two years - How about a bruised ego
Braggart
Member since Nov 2023
316 posts
316 posts in two years - How about a bruised ego
Braggart
Posted on 3/29/25 at 10:05 am to Wildcat98USA
I never bruised until I ruptured a tendon in my foot. My entire foot turned black blue and purple.
Looked worse than Mr deeds dead foot
Looked worse than Mr deeds dead foot
Posted on 3/29/25 at 12:06 pm to Wildcat98USA
Subtle “ I beat my wife” brag
This post was edited on 3/29/25 at 12:07 pm
Posted on 3/29/25 at 12:09 pm to Wildcat98USA
She needs to get her iron checked.
I rarely bruise; Can't think of the last one. When I do, they are tiny. My wife bruises if you poke her arm too hard, but she has anemia issues.
I rarely bruise; Can't think of the last one. When I do, they are tiny. My wife bruises if you poke her arm too hard, but she has anemia issues.
Posted on 3/29/25 at 12:24 pm to Wildcat98USA
You may not have bruised when you played that tackle game in the yard, but I bet you got smeared a lot.
Posted on 3/29/25 at 12:37 pm to Wildcat98USA
Sorry for your jelly like blood and pending heart attack baw.
Posted on 3/29/25 at 12:48 pm to Wildcat98USA
quote:
I’ve been hit by baseballs, tackle football, rugby, sports etc…
You've never been hit by Hammertime.
Posted on 3/29/25 at 1:59 pm to CAD703X
quote:Missed it. I don't believe him. When one of my buddies played football at then NLU, and lived in the athletic dorm, someone carved, "SKID KID" on his door, We didn't have cell phones to even take a picture. At Christmas they all hung used rubbers on a Christmas tree at the end of the hall. I walked out my friend's door and a guy was shooting a 22 rifle at the rubbers. Again, we had no way to video it in the 80's.
he never once had a shite stain in his underwear even once his entire life?
Posted on 3/29/25 at 3:07 pm to BPTiger
Got damn that was funny! Upvote!!!!
Posted on 3/29/25 at 3:11 pm to chinese58
Yea you did! Remember that big arse vhs recorder? Only the rich folks had them and my buddies had one and caught me breakdancing when I took out their Christmas tree.
Fkkkk
They showed that thing at Christmas every year I guess til that tape broke….
Not meaning to hijack thread.
Fkkkk
They showed that thing at Christmas every year I guess til that tape broke….
Not meaning to hijack thread.
This post was edited on 3/29/25 at 3:12 pm
Posted on 3/29/25 at 3:16 pm to Wildcat98USA
I played catcher as a child and teen. I had more bruises than clean skin.
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