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re: I’ve never had a visible bruise

Posted on 3/29/25 at 8:02 am to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117266 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 8:02 am to
quote:


The wife bruises if she accidentally hits an open cabinet.



So you beat her?
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
34066 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 8:03 am to
That was BS, though.

He admitted later on he never wore drawers.
Posted by Rip Torn
Member since Mar 2020
3354 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 8:06 am to
Yeah that’s not even possible unless you never move all day long or unless you have terrible circulation
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
23247 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 8:06 am to
quote:

I’ve never had a visible bruise


Let’s meet at sonic. I’ll change that for you
This post was edited on 3/29/25 at 11:01 am
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
23335 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 8:08 am to
quote:

I’ve never had a visible bruise


Well shite. Meet me up at the Sonic, baw. Let’s see if we can change that.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
69041 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 8:09 am to
quote:

never had a visible bruise


quote:

been hit by baseballs, tackle football,


Lol, ight
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
23345 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 8:14 am to
Wildcat98USA
Member since Nov 2023
316 posts

316 posts in two years - How about a bruised ego

Braggart
Posted by Espritdescorps
Member since Nov 2020
2190 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 8:21 am to
Thats an odd flex lol
Posted by Tr33fiddy
Hog Jaw, Arkansas (it exists)
Member since Aug 2023
1374 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 10:05 am to
I never bruised until I ruptured a tendon in my foot. My entire foot turned black blue and purple.

Looked worse than Mr deeds dead foot
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
16291 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 10:09 am to
OP’s blind.
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
25102 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 12:06 pm to
Subtle “ I beat my wife” brag
This post was edited on 3/29/25 at 12:07 pm
Posted by Locoguan0
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2017
6142 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 12:09 pm to
She needs to get her iron checked.

I rarely bruise; Can't think of the last one. When I do, they are tiny. My wife bruises if you poke her arm too hard, but she has anemia issues.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
35413 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 12:24 pm to
You may not have bruised when you played that tackle game in the yard, but I bet you got smeared a lot.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
68758 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 12:37 pm to
Sorry for your jelly like blood and pending heart attack baw.
Posted by wareaglepete
Lumon Industries
Member since Dec 2012
14265 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 12:45 pm to
You want one?
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
67977 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

I’ve been hit by baseballs, tackle football, rugby, sports etc…


You've never been hit by Hammertime.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
31768 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

he never once had a shite stain in his underwear even once his entire life?
Missed it. I don't believe him. When one of my buddies played football at then NLU, and lived in the athletic dorm, someone carved, "SKID KID" on his door, We didn't have cell phones to even take a picture. At Christmas they all hung used rubbers on a Christmas tree at the end of the hall. I walked out my friend's door and a guy was shooting a 22 rifle at the rubbers. Again, we had no way to video it in the 80's.

Posted by BarberitosDawg
Lee County Florida across causeway
Member since Oct 2013
11811 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 3:07 pm to
Got damn that was funny! Upvote!!!!
Posted by BarberitosDawg
Lee County Florida across causeway
Member since Oct 2013
11811 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 3:11 pm to
Yea you did! Remember that big arse vhs recorder? Only the rich folks had them and my buddies had one and caught me breakdancing when I took out their Christmas tree.
Fkkkk

They showed that thing at Christmas every year I guess til that tape broke….

Not meaning to hijack thread.
This post was edited on 3/29/25 at 3:12 pm
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
281843 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 3:16 pm to
I played catcher as a child and teen. I had more bruises than clean skin.

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